August 20, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
John Edwards was once possessed by a demon and kept uncontrollably vomiting unicorns & rainbows.
He also spewed fluffy clouds and kittens.
Now he's possessed by his hair and that little globe thingy and he continually spouts out leftist, socialist, divisive crap and while expecting us to buy it.
...and his father crochets socks in hell.
...And he shits stardust and rose petals.
John Edwards' bicycle has a crossbar that is lower than anybody elses.
I was wondering about the plague of unicorns and kittens in my area! I kept two of the kittens. Should I be careful?