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August 20, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Posted by Frank J. at 08:00 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (10)

Fred Thompson's fine Italian shoes are made from real Italians.

Rating: 2.4/5 (8 votes cast)

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That would make them extremely waterproof!

#1 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 20, 2007 08:19 AM

Oh, sure. Pick on the Italians! It's not bad enough we're stereotyped as mobsters with greasy hair & wingtips.

Now, apparently, we ARE wingtips! :-(

#2 - Posted by: Hapkido on August 20, 2007 08:42 AM

And his bustiere is made from whale bone, a VERY large whale bone.

Good thing "Fred" is too old to jog, those man boobs flopping around would be deadly to bystanders.

#3 - Posted by: WB on August 20, 2007 11:23 AM

Ooooooh! Ayyyyye!

C'mon Frankie, let's take a ride...

#4 - Posted by: Paulie No Neck on August 20, 2007 12:48 PM

Yeah, those man boobs look a bit like shooters. It's OK, though, at least the women will pay attention to them, WB!

#5 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 20, 2007 01:23 PM

What? And the soles are made from Frenchmen? because the French have no soul?

#6 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 20, 2007 01:47 PM

Did I ever tell you about the time Fred Thompson went hunting? Fred decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a pair of Italian Loafers (yep the lazy Italians were still wearing em). They all begged for their lives...except Fleegle.

#7 - Posted by: Brian_Thorn on August 20, 2007 01:47 PM

Jimmy...funny French joke! LOL!

#8 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 20, 2007 05:10 PM

Rudy could make 3 tons of pork rinds out of GOB "Fred" and feed it to Muslims.

#9 - Posted by: WB on August 20, 2007 05:53 PM

No, WB, he couldn't. Fred's Italian shoes would clog Rudy's bull$shit lobbiest grinder before his fine feet ever met the blades!

#10 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 21, 2007 12:08 AM
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