I have not had monkey meat, Frank, but rest assured, it tastes like AIDS, or Ebola. That's how those viruses jumped species to humans.

It tastes just like soylent green.

I think they're moving the monkeys out because all the jihadists think they're Jooooooos and they keep blowing up the jungle.
I mean, kill a few Jews and you're still cool, but blow up just one monkey....
Don't get me started.

Reminds me of an old joke

Park ranger catches a man eating a bald eagle that he had roasted over a small fire and arrests him.

He goes before the judge and admits that he had killed the endangered bird, but pleads for mercy because he had been lost in the woods. He was starving when he saw the great bird sitting low in a tree. He felt he had to try and save himself and with a rock and a very lucky throw the eagle was down.

The judge decides to free the man as he was remorseful and had been in a life threatening situation. As the man is leaving the courtroom the judge says "I got to ask, how does bald Eagle taste?"

To which the man replies "Kinda like a cross between Spotted Owl and Whooping Crane"

Let me be the firt to say, "DAMN DIRTY APES!"

Monkeys taste like hair...and shame.

I think that it is ok for them to export those monkeys. Wont these monkeys only be doing the jobs that American cats and dogs will not do?

...It's becoming known worldwide, Liberals are a blight on civilized society!

I used to eat a lot of Chinese food, so I suspect I do indeed know what monkey meat tastes like, I just wasn't aware of it.

Heck! Bring 'em over!

With election fever in full swing, they'll surely find employment flinging poo!

I can see Hillary marshaling entire battalions in cute little matching uniforms, overrunning an Obama event... hurling fistfuls of steaming monkey crap in all directions.

Sort of like the Olbermann show. But more dignified.

Nice imagery, heldmyw. But after the little poo-flickers do their thingj to Obama, Fred Thompson shows up and machine guns them all while Hillary screams "NOOOOOOOOO!"

When I ate monkey, the sauce was too strong to taste the flavor of the meat. A retired cannibal I spoke to said it tasted a lot like human.

Whilst stationed in Panama we'd go "downtown" to Colone and consume mass quantities of beer. There were vendors grilling what we called "monkey meat" on nearly every corner. It was probably just the flesh from political opponents of Noriega...