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August 20, 2007
What Could Ever Replace "Death to America"?
SUGGESTED NEW AYATOLLAH SIGNATURE CHANTS "Watcha talk'n 'bout, Ahmadinejad" "I got a hanker'n for a hunk o' cheese!" "I don't particularly care for the Jews!" "Death to Smoochy!" "Gooooooooood morning Vietnam!" "My beard itches with Muslimy goodness!" "Infidels, you smell!" "Turn on, tune in, drop out!" "We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore bears!" "I got a fever, and the only prescription is more Islam!" "SEGA!" If you have a good suggestion for a new radical Muslim chant, put it in the comments. Best one wins... High Praise! 72 Responses To "What Could Ever Replace "Death to America"?"
Hey hey! Ho ho! That Zionist entity’s got to go! #1 - Posted by: Exurban Jon on August 20, 2007 11:29 AMOkay infidels, I will give you new chant. Wait, that's not right. Okay, something about your disturbing women. Death to America!!!! Okay, something about your imperialism. Death to America!!!! How 'bout those Cubs? I'm a soul man! Less filling! #3 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on August 20, 2007 11:34 AMAllah, Allah he's our man, or What do we want? Falafel! When do we want it? Now!! #4 - Posted by: dRoast on August 20, 2007 11:35 AMWhere's the Pork? #5 - Posted by: kirkill on August 20, 2007 11:43 AMNew chant suggestions: "Hooray Beer!" "Heavens to Murgatroyd!" or perhaps my favorite "Ka-Boom" #6 - Posted by: Aurvant on August 20, 2007 11:45 AMStealing the Jeep mottos.. Hmm.. thats all I got at the moment. #7 - Posted by: JeepThang on August 20, 2007 11:47 AM(music begins playing)...my balogna has a first name...its A-L-L-A-H... or maybe Silly Rabbit, bomb belts are for kids or how about just a bunch of gurgling noises, to mimic their last sounds...Gllrrssggghhh... #9 - Posted by: martin luther on August 20, 2007 11:52 AMVote Democrat! -or- Zionists and Americans and Christians, Oh My! martin luther has inspired me... My bologna hasa first name, it's A-L-L-A-H Kittens for everyone! Paper cuts to America and pour some lemon juice on it while you're at it! Can we Jihad you now? Good. #12 - Posted by: G Fresh on August 20, 2007 12:02 PMAyyyyyyy-atollah (with thumbs up) #13 - Posted by: Big D on August 20, 2007 12:09 PMTa-ra-ra-boom-dee-yay I shot a Jew today He shot me yesterday That's why I walk so gay #14 - Posted by: eldias on August 20, 2007 12:10 PMWith all due credit to Martin Luther's inspiration, how could I possibly top Raving Lunatic? I won't even try. #15 - Posted by: Son of Bob on August 20, 2007 12:14 PMBoogety-boogety-boogety! O NOES! TH COPZ!!1! It puts the lotion on its skin! Riiiicolaaaaaaaaa! #16 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on August 20, 2007 12:17 PM(LOLcat style) Oh Noes - Joos! (Jimmie Walker Style) - Dynomite! #17 - Posted by: Exile on August 20, 2007 12:22 PM'1-2-3-4... convert to Islam you sons of Whores! "Oh Allah... you're so fine... we blow ourselves up all the time... Hey Allah! *clap clap clap* Hey Allah!" #18 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 20, 2007 12:26 PMSnap into a Slim Jim! Islam is the Religion of Peace. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle--the other half of the battle is strapping bombs on kids and hiding in mosques and behind women and children. You know, to spread the Religion of Peace peacefully...sort of. #19 - Posted by: G Fresh on August 20, 2007 12:42 PM"There she was , just-a walkin' down the street "It's the Great Satan, Charlie Brown!" "Hello, think McFly!" "That'll do, pig... that'll do." "Jihadis Unite! Take Back the Night!" #20 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 20, 2007 12:45 PMThanks RL, now I have to change my shirt... damn coffee... #21 - Posted by: Amer-I-Can on August 20, 2007 12:48 PMPass the Giblets! Visit Camel Harmony.com today! Falafel Krispies... They're greeeaaaat! Vote Hilary! #22 - Posted by: ShaBlamma Lamma on August 20, 2007 12:49 PMJihadis for Life! Infidels Suck! Hillary/Obama '08 Silly Christians, the 72 virgins are for Muslims! Ka-Chow! #23 - Posted by: Powered by Guinness on August 20, 2007 01:04 PMJihadis don't know it's not bacon! My prophets got a first name its MOHAMMED, I'd walk a mile for a camel. I am stuck on vest bomb 'cause a vest bombs stuck on me. Mr. Whipple, please don't squeeze the Imam! When you're out of Schlitz, you're out of beer. Leeroy Jenkins!
"Ishkabibble!" #26 - Posted by: everydayjoe on August 20, 2007 01:12 PMDeath to Everyone! Free Cuba! Free Padilla! Death to Social Drinkers! Hey, what's this button fo***** BOOOM ***** #27 - Posted by: Socrates on August 20, 2007 01:26 PMI can't believe it's not bacon! #28 - Posted by: Kain on August 20, 2007 01:44 PMWOLVERINES!!! Hickory! Bong Hits for Allah! Doh! Nuke the Moon! One of these days America, zoom to the moon! Viva Carter! #29 - Posted by: Powered by Guinness on August 20, 2007 01:48 PMMore Jihadi-tine please! #30 - Posted by: Red State Titan on August 20, 2007 01:49 PMYour mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! #31 - Posted by: McBain on August 20, 2007 01:58 PMMoon the Nuke! #34 - Posted by: reality intrudes on August 20, 2007 02:20 PMWhat time is it? - it's Allah-Time! Does Islam rule? - Allah-Time! Do kaffirs stink? - Allah-Time! When should we riot? - Allah-Time!! #35 - Posted by: chestertonrules on August 20, 2007 02:22 PMNuke us forward! or . . . I don't know Butchie instead. O--( #36 - Posted by: GirlWithTheCurl on August 20, 2007 02:25 PMJihad...fo' shnizzle! JIHAD! Now with 23% less crazy! He who smelt it, dealt it! Let's. Do. The. Time. Warp. Agaaaiiiiiiin!!!! Bomb on: apply directly to the JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!! #38 - Posted by: Hazel on August 20, 2007 02:29 PMYou wish your tyrannical theocracy has these eyebrows! #39 - Posted by: NeoconNews on August 20, 2007 02:31 PM"Remember The Allah, Mo!" #40 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 20, 2007 02:38 PM"It's as American as 911." Spam, spam, spam, spam... #42 - Posted by: TGWShark on August 20, 2007 02:50 PMI can haz camel? Durka, durka, durka Mohammed jihad! #43 - Posted by: G Fresh on August 20, 2007 03:00 PM"Come join us in the 7th century!" "Don't call us violent or we'll kill you!" "Kittens!" "Ron Paul!" "Long live Kos!" #44 - Posted by: Master Shake on August 20, 2007 03:08 PM(Apologies to Toys 'R Us) I just want to blow up, I'm a jihadi kid, There's all those virgins with old allah there that I can play with! More death, more boom, more genocide-- it's the biggest jihad there is! I just want to blow up, because then if I did, I'd always be a jihadi kid! (A dead one, that is.) "Freebird!" #46 - Posted by: DRL on August 20, 2007 03:26 PMHay hay, hoe hoe, Hoe hoe, hay hay, Hay hee, hoe hi, (repeat) #47 - Posted by: klrfz1 on August 20, 2007 03:37 PMHey, guys! Watch this! #48 - Posted by: nacb4uf on August 20, 2007 04:08 PMThis post has only confirmed what I already knew. We Ronin be creative and disturbed individdles. #49 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 20, 2007 04:09 PMMore cowbell! #50 - Posted by: LawWife on August 20, 2007 04:17 PM"Can you hear me now?"
Yup, we're here! We go together like sha-la Allah Allah Ramadana ding dong. #52 - Posted by: on August 20, 2007 05:04 PMCamel Ben Dover i'm gonna riff on that last one: Get a bomb, sh'Allah la la, la la la la la Par Par Par Pardon my Koran Par Par Par Pardon my Koran It's got me Bombing and Beheading My Koran #57 - Posted by: DohXs on August 20, 2007 07:44 PM"I'm not Sean Connery! Stone the Bond girls waving their boobs at me! I am not Sean Connery!" #58 - Posted by: ochagirl on August 20, 2007 08:01 PMHo Ho Ho Chi Minh I don't have a good suggestion (college is ruining my brain), but I just wanted to say that your first one is definitely the best. #61 - Posted by: brandEn on August 20, 2007 09:36 PM(to the "Pepto Bismol" chant theme) BACON!!! #63 - Posted by: TLB425 on August 21, 2007 07:24 AM"Don't you wish your imam was hot like me?" I can't stop laughing from that caption, one of my roommates is from Lichtenstein! #68 - Posted by: Roxanne on August 21, 2007 11:38 PM"Mario! Mario! Mario! Mario!"+ *Mario shows up and incinerates them with fireballs* 2, 4, 6, 8 WHO DO WE WANT TO INCINERATE? AMERICA #70 - Posted by: fishlaw on August 22, 2007 02:24 PM"That's Right! I'm Krazy Khomeini! My Fatwa's are so Hazy I'm practically Jihading them all away!" #71 - Posted by: Mister Cantankerous on August 28, 2007 12:27 PMSome more that just came to mind: "A Fatwa a Day Keeps Fred Thompson at Bay!" "Islam Needs More Americans Like John Edwards" #72 - Posted by: Mister Cantankerous on August 28, 2007 12:29 PMPost a comment
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