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August 20, 2007
IMAO Says: Thank You, Jane Fonda!
I just read a post at Michelle Malkin's site and we have to take a moment and say acknowledge heart felt admiration. There have been rare times when liberals do something brave: The time John Edwards checked into a luxury hotel to better study poverty; the time Hillary Clinton, in an effort to be open and honest, had her white house records sealed until 2008; the time Ted Kennedy decided to not have another drink (of course, he had drank all the liquor by that time, but that doesn't matter.) To this brave list, We'd like to add the name of Jane Fonda. Jane Fonda and Gloria Steinem bravely set out to establish a radio network made only for feminists. Unfortunately, they were not even close to duplicating the raging success of Air America. Ironically, they did a lot of things right! First, they hired mostly women. This is a good move since, statistics show, women make a lot less money than men. This is always a good way to save money. Secondly, if you hire pretty ones, then the delivery drivers handle your packages with greater care. Plus, you can get the water delivery guy to help you put that big heavy bottle onto the cooler for you. Nobody likes doing that. However, it is not just the conservation of money that impresses us. Personally, we believe that Ms. Fonda would have done well to hire a few Undocumented Radio Dee Jays. Sure, many of them don't speak the language, but asking them to broadcast in Engish would be very racist. But it is a GREAT way to save on money. What impresses us is that Ms Fonda and the gals ditched all of their employees without paying them a stitch of severance or helping them continue their healthcare benefits in any way. I find this a good strategy as many women spend all their money on makeup and clothes when they should be spending it on things like gifts for their men. Besides, now these ladies can spend more time where they belong: the kitchen. There's nothing wrong with women who work, every workplace needs women, especially pretty ones that haven't gotten too fat and still know how to wiggle their cute little tushies. That's why today, IMAO would like to offer it's full support to Ms. Fonda in helping her keep women in their place. Hopefully this will inspire her former employees to go out there and do what they should have done all along - find good men to take care of them. . Thank You, Jane Fonda. With your help, maybe one day we can set up another holiday: National Ladies Wear a Low Cut Blouse and Short Skirt Day. Then, truly, we will have progressed beyond the shallow confines of gender and gender stereotypes. 16 Responses To "IMAO Says: Thank You, Jane Fonda!"
"With your help, maybe one day we can set up another holiday: National Ladies Wear a Low Cut Blouse and Short Skirt Day." That should be the new definition of 'casual friday'... for the pretty ones. It doesn't say much for a leftist station, since feminists have bad hygiene and wear hemp clothing... some even have mullets! And, everyone knows that conservative women are much better looking. #1 - Posted by: ChrisA on August 20, 2007 10:04 PMThanks, RightWingDuck. It's nice to come back from dinner to something...tasteful! #2 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 20, 2007 10:34 PMLet me start off by saying that was a funny post, RWD. I bet you get more than one piece of hate-mail from some Birkenstock & patchouli oil wearin' bimbo. But seriously, how & why is that sorry excuse for a person still alive? I had hoped for YEARS now that some ex-POW would have repaid her in kind for her actions. They disgraced their efforts, sacrifice and suffering. It was rumored that she recieved bits of paper from POW's during her '72 visit to N. Viet Nam & in turn handed them over to the prison camp authorities, which resulted in several deaths of POW's. That is actually a fake story with bits of truth in it, but that still doesn't excuse her for her actions and statements around that time. She still deserves to roast in Hell, no matter how often she apologizes for (and downplays) her treason. She wasn't just exercising free speech; she was harming our troops & giving aid and comfort to the enemy. I would never want her skanky-ass in my kitchen OR bedroom. In fact (in the words of my Grandfather, an ex POW from WWII), "I wouldn't trust her with a dead cat that I didn't like". #3 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 20, 2007 11:25 PMSo...what day were you thinking of for National Earn Your Promotion On Your Back Day? I'm thinking my husband might like to know since technically he's the president of our LLC. I'm just a lowly secretary. #4 - Posted by: Alice H on August 21, 2007 12:22 AMAlan: Is she still married to Ted Turner? I can't think of a better hell than that. lol, I suspect she'll find out some day... #5 - Posted by: carolynp on August 21, 2007 03:43 AMI don't think so, but who could blame Ted? He's a nut also, but you gotta be pretty lucid when you say to yourself, "I'm very liberal, but this woman is freakin' me OUT! She's got to go..." Not a direct quote, but I bet it's close... #6 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 21, 2007 05:26 AMWe have our fair share of prematurely gray haired, birkenstock wearing, angry females out driving their Prius at 50mph in the left lane with "Bush Lied People Died" bumper stickers on the back who will find the failure of this radio station a huge bummer! Oh well...there's always NPR and Minnesota Public Radio! Great post...very funny stuff! #7 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 21, 2007 08:49 AM//So...what day were you thinking of for National Earn Your Promotion On Your Back Day? I'm thinking my husband might like to know since technically he's the president of our LLC. I'm just a lowly secretary. #4 - Posted by: Alice H on August 21, 2007 12:22 AM// WOW! Alice, you have a position to be envious of, not only being a wife but being you're hubby's secretary. How sexy is that??? Fantasies Galore!! Anyway, I don't need that propaganda spouting feminazi to get me back in the kitchen, just let my hubby have the money I earn along with his regular salary and I promise to be a dutiful, housecleaning wife for the rest of my days. #8 - Posted by: shimauma on August 21, 2007 08:53 AMWell apparently they set out to target women and target women they did - problem is that the female employees had no idea the target was on their backs! Really truly, what woman really things Gloria Steinem, Jane Fonda and Rosie O'Donnell represent womanhood? I'm proud to be a woman - none of these women represent me. To Alice: Tell hubby that you are suppose to be the one with 51% ownership in the LLC so you can be a woman owned business and grab some of those government grants and other freebies. Every year we have elections in our LLC, and darn if I don't get voted (by 51%) as CEO every single time. #9 - Posted by: Katablog.com on August 21, 2007 09:52 AMAlice, Shimauma, Kata... please give lessons in how to be a cool chick to the women in my area... please? #10 - Posted by: Trigger on August 21, 2007 12:16 PMeveryone knows that conservative women are much better looking Truer words were never spoken. Lefty women: Hillary whateverhersurnameisthisweek, Teresa Heinz Kerry, Madeline Albright, Donna Shalala Conservative women: Mary Katharine Ham, Michelle Malkin, Condoleezza Rice Unfortunately, I live in an area infested with lefties. It's just a real treat to see all the angry, wrinkled, poorly-dressed feminazis driving around in their Priuses and Volvo station wagons with the bumper stickers. #11 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on August 21, 2007 12:58 PM//please give lessons in how to be a cool chick to the women in my area// (giggle) in your AREA, Trigger...I guess a cool chick would use ice cream ;) #12 - Posted by: shimauma on August 21, 2007 01:39 PMjane fonda doesn't deserve one good thing to happen to her. may she rot for the disservice she did to our troops and our country in VietNam. #13 - Posted by: bikermommy on August 21, 2007 03:10 PMVery, very funny, RWD. Your comedy muscles are huge and well defined now, but Frank may decide you are due for a performance enhancement drug test soon. #14 - Posted by: DohXs on August 21, 2007 08:12 PMIf anyone has made money off the backs of " women" it's Fonda, Steinman, O'Donnel and their ilk. They have made more money off women than any other corporation on this planet. Talk about lying, prevaricating, cheating CEO's. These women make "the Donald" look like an Eagle Scout. Think about it. The View, MS magazine and Fonda incorporated (movies, exercise videos, et al) Not only do they not represent me, they repulse me, are reprehensible to me and I'm revolted by them. They have done more to hurt real feminism than any man in the history of the world. Great job chickies. #15 - Posted by: seanmahair on August 22, 2007 01:38 PMI watch my weight, eat healthy and get a lot of exercise for one reason and one reason only, so I can outlive Jane Fonda. I plan to join many of my fellow Vietnam Veterans in a party at which we will dance on Jane Fonda's grave? Heartless? Sure! But I don't care. #16 - Posted by: RAY C on August 22, 2007 06:18 PMPost a comment
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