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August 21, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Posted by Frank J. at 09:33 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (17)

Fred Thompson gets three scoops of raisins in every box of Kellogg's Raisin Bran.

Rating: 2.1/5 (13 votes cast)

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17 Responses To "Daily Fred Thompson Fact"

heh, I would have thought he was entitled to at least 4 scoops per box and the rest of us the lesser amount.

#1 - Posted by: Laura on August 21, 2007 09:52 AM

And Rudy gets three scoops of 911 dust in his.

#2 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 21, 2007 11:04 AM

I would've thought he gets two scoops of bran flakes, and the rest of the box is filled with raisins.

And while the rest of us got a baking soda-powered submarine toy in our cereal, Fred's was nuclear-powered.

#3 - Posted by: Hero Squad on August 21, 2007 11:22 AM

Fred "Goober" Thompson needs the fiber.

#4 - Posted by: WB on August 21, 2007 11:24 AM

Hey, WB, don't say that while I slobber my cereal all over myself!

Oh, please..."Goober?" That doesn't EVEN fit. You get a "do better slip."

#5 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 21, 2007 11:32 AM

I was betting on that sarcasm fella to make a 'Fred needs more fiber' comment.

#6 - Posted by: ChrisA on August 21, 2007 11:33 AM

ChrisA, the "Sarc" hasn't been around much lately. And the WB trolling hook against Fred is rusty, don't you think?

#7 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 21, 2007 11:37 AM

//Fred Thompson gets three scoops of raisins in every box of Kellogg's Raisin Bran.//

And that's just those little individual serving boxes like you get at a cafeteria...

#8 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 21, 2007 12:56 PM

When Fred Thompson flies, he takes off of Runway 37.

#9 - Posted by: New fa on August 21, 2007 02:50 PM

New Fa, I got that, but it's a tad obscure for those who don't know, or know someone in, aviation.

#10 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 21, 2007 04:41 PM

If Fred Thompson needs milk for his cereal, he finds a nursing mother grizzly bear and asks, "Got milk?"

#11 - Posted by: DohXs on August 21, 2007 07:37 PM

Runway 37? Thats were I modeled those oh so fab DKNY summer dresses last year.

#12 - Posted by: John Edwards on August 21, 2007 07:42 PM

I thought my last box of Raisin Bran seemed a little light on the raisins. Not that I would dream of complaining.

New fa: Is runway 37 the vertical one? And why is Fred Thompson using airplanes to fly anyway?

#13 - Posted by: Yuppie Redneck on August 21, 2007 09:49 PM

Yuppie, he has places to go, people to see, and things to do! Come on. Yuppies know that.

That nursing grizzly, DohXs? He doesn't even have to ask for her to express herself.

More wine please.

#14 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 21, 2007 10:09 PM

That many raisin daily? No wonder he's so full of ........

#15 - Posted by: Mean Old Man on August 22, 2007 06:51 PM

Yes, Fred is certainly a regular guy and he has the scoop on how to "test the waters" with very little money. Smart!

#16 - Posted by: curtis41 on August 24, 2007 09:17 PM

Runway 37 is a runway that can't possibly exist--unless it's in a movie (i.e., Catch Me If You Can).

#17 - Posted by: N504JB on August 24, 2007 09:23 PM
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