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August 21, 2007
Gun-Grabbing
I think what freaks out gun-owners so much about the thought of gun-grabbing is that gun-grabbers tend to be liberals and liberals have freakishly small hands. We imagine all these tiny hands coming out of nowhere and grabbing our guns and we'd be helpless against them. It's like something out of a horror movie! 17 Responses To "Gun-Grabbing"
Eeek...little hands with no nail beds! Ackkkk!! That IS scary. #1 - Posted by: Mizz Jodee on August 21, 2007 01:32 PM...heads. Goomba's! #3 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 21, 2007 01:40 PMAnd sour milk. The great thing about small hands is they make a nice string of beads after you chop them off for getting gun-grabby. #5 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 21, 2007 02:08 PMTheir small hands are the reason I prefer large frame handguns. #6 - Posted by: Powered by Guinness on August 21, 2007 02:08 PMTheir small heads are a reason to use an IR scope at long distances. #7 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 21, 2007 02:13 PMYou gots to have small hands to play with small "equipment"... #8 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 21, 2007 02:26 PMTheir small hands just mean that when they try to grab the gun, the bullet won't lose much energy when it blows their hand off. #9 - Posted by: Master Shake on August 21, 2007 03:57 PMthe good thing about a liberal taking your gun is the fact that you can always push them down on the ground and take it back. odds are the lib is a pot-smoking, meat-hating, candy@$$, 150 lb vegan (male or female). no meat = no protein = no strength. that or they're a big, fat tub like michael moore, who will get winded by the act of taking the gun. either way - you're getting the gun back. #10 - Posted by: rusty shackleford on August 21, 2007 07:20 PMI did manage to get a liberal to fire my son's AK-47. She liked it. Never underestimate the power of gun education. Hey, where are the rest of you liberal-hating, gun-toting, moose lamb-shooting conservatives? #11 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 21, 2007 07:49 PMHey, where are the rest of you liberal-hating, gun-toting, moose lamb-shooting conservatives?
(disclaimer for moonbats, It's just a joke) #12 - Posted by: nutzoid on August 21, 2007 08:42 PMThe nice thing about the little hands reaching for my sidearm is that their little fingers fit right into the barrel of my .45. The rest, as they say, is history. #13 - Posted by: Yuppie Redneck on August 21, 2007 09:45 PMThe heck it is, nutzoid! #14 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 21, 2007 10:16 PMEeew...creepy! Tho, my hubby has a higher cute tolerance than I do, he'd probably shoot em while I was saying: "Aaaw, how cute, the tiny little liberals want our gun honey..." #15 - Posted by: Carolynp on August 21, 2007 10:34 PMYou people are pretty cool. Libs have small hands. The nice thing about the little hands reaching for my sidearm is that their little fingers fit right into the barrel of my .45. I've always wanted to recreate the "Finger in a Gun Barrel" episode of Mythbusters, but with a more authentic subject. #17 - Posted by: MegaTroopX on August 25, 2007 01:24 AMPost a comment
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