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August 22, 2007
11 Responses To "Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact"
Although John Edwards likes Downey's ad's, he has a special "affection" for the "Snuggles Bear" and as POTUS will expect his bed to be made from 100% of these "fabulous creatures"... #1 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 22, 2007 03:58 PMThere are two Americas. In one America, the towels are soft and snuggly, but in the other the liberated former female slaves rise up in righteous anger and pitch a hellacious hissy fit until their beleaguered male co-partners quietly do their own damned laundry. #2 - Posted by: Socrates on August 22, 2007 03:59 PMSocrates, I'm afraid of your second America. May it never be. #3 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 22, 2007 04:23 PMDamn Greeks. If you can't beat 'em, wash their clothes! #4 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 22, 2007 04:28 PMJohn Edwards keeps a fabric tester on staff after an ugly incident with a line-dried towel. #5 - Posted by: badmartin on August 22, 2007 05:09 PMJohn Edwards' cat committed suicide after he dyed it pink and named it "Mr. Jingles." #6 - Posted by: Roman Con on August 22, 2007 05:13 PMSilky uses Downy on his regular clothes and Snuggle on his John-Johns. For his presidential suit (yes he purchased a used one already from Jimmy Carter), he uses Robert Downey, Jr. #7 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 22, 2007 05:20 PMHistorical note: In the old days, John Edwards' mother called his pajamas "Jammies." Over time, the family changed it to "John-Johns" but little Johnny Edwards didn't like that term. So, they changed it to "Jimmies." That word has been abandoned recently since so many Jim's read IMAO and are critical of the little snotnose. #8 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 22, 2007 05:34 PMJimmy, does that mean he gets his Whites Whiter? *rimshot* #9 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 22, 2007 07:26 PMIt is perfectly understandable why Johnny follows the detergent wars so intently. One time long ago (okay it was more like 3 months ago) his Mommy bought the cheap stuff to wash his john-johns in instead of the hypoallergenic formula she normally used. His tender baby-like skin had such a horrible reaction he was actually mistaken for a Man for three weeks as he kept scratching that part of the body where most of us guys store our testicles. I mean after all we all know that his Mommy, and now his Wife keep Johnny's testicles in their purse for fear he might put out and eye or something if he played with them #10 - Posted by: Brian_Thorn on August 22, 2007 07:42 PMJohnny Carson: "John Edwards has decided to become a fabric softener." Crowd: "How softener is he?" Johnny: "He just got Michael Vick and Laurence Simon to sing a duet of "They call it puppy love." #11 - Posted by: DohXs on August 22, 2007 07:49 PMPost a comment
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