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August 23, 2007
Ronin Profiles: Andrew
* * * * What's the story behind your name? One day I was walking along and was blinded by a brilliant flash of light. As I stumbled around in a blind stupor I heard a booming voice declaring, "I am Fred Thompson. From this day forward you will work toward advancing my political goals under the name Andrew. No go forth and punch liberals in their dumb monkey faces." Oh, and that's also the name on my birth certificate. Where do you live? Scottsbluff, Nebraska How old are you? 18 Tell us briefly about yourself. I am a freshman at the University of Nebraska majoring in broadcasting and political science with plans to become a sportscaster. I'm also very proud to say that I have a number of family members who have served in the military, including a cousin who will begin his second tour in Iraq beginning sometime around November. What do you think made John Edwards such a little sissy? My theory is that when he was young he was taunted constantly for having a name very similar to that of known scam artist Jonathan Edward and was regularly beaten up for his lunch money by Rosie O'Donnell How long have you been reading IMAO? About three or four years. I first became interested in the sight when I saw the Fun Facts About The French t-shirt on Thoseshirts.com and loved it. What's your favorite IMAO post? What's you favorite political issue? I'm not sure I really have a favorite, but the one I talk about the most is winning in Iraq, which in a sane world wouldn't be political at all it would be common sense. Other than that, I'm a big fan of anything that leaves liberals in a sputtering rage. Do you have a website? If so, please tell us briefly about it. www.andrewexmachina.blogspot.com Basically I post about whatever is going on in my life that I feel the need to write about or that annoys me. I try to post regularly every Friday and whenever I have something to talk about during the week. As much as I wish I could take credit for the clever Latin title that makes me sound smart, I must confess I ripped it off from the Dennis ex Machina segments that Dennis Miller sometimes does on his radio show. You are being attacked by zombies. Which weapon do you choose: shotgun or flamethrower? A shotgun that uses flaming shells. That way I can have the best of both worlds when killing zombies. However the most effective way is still to tell Fred Thompson the zombies want to raise his taxes. * * * * If you commented that you want to be included before, you're still in the running. You can also comment in this post; just make sure you fill in your e-mail on the comment form (only I can see it so you don't have to worry about getting spam). Eventually we'll get to everyone. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far! 21 Responses To "Ronin Profiles: Andrew"
That sure is a different profile from the one G Fresh had yesterday. #1 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on August 23, 2007 06:18 PMTech issue: I very much like the story behind your name, Andrew. #2 - Posted by: Forensicator on August 23, 2007 06:18 PMI had no clue that Fred Thompson throws cats on their heads! Now that I do, I'm NOT voting for him until he sees the light and stops this evil practice. #3 - Posted by: katablog on August 23, 2007 06:40 PMI missed it but that must have been some kind of RightWingDuck "chananigan," Andrew. Or perhaps one of "Frank's errors?" Good luck in your studies and enjoy it. Once it's over, the cold, cruel world out here will try to tear you a new Scottsbluff. #4 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 23, 2007 06:53 PMSo, Andrew, besides being disgustingly young, wise beyond your years, a Christian, and a talented writer (I do check out the blogs), who do you think you are also being funny? #5 - Posted by: DohXs on August 23, 2007 07:42 PMHey, I know where Scottsbluff is! I have driven through there on more than one occasion. The big question is, do YOU know where Hastings, NE is? Oh and tell your cousin 'Hoo-ah' for me. #6 - Posted by: CO of Fort Housewife on August 23, 2007 08:12 PMNot only do I know where Hastings is, one of my closest friends is attending Hastings College. #7 - Posted by: Andrew on August 23, 2007 08:15 PMMaybe I'm old-fashion but...always use a shotty against the undead, ALWAYS! #8 - Posted by: Adam on August 23, 2007 11:16 PMEventually we'll get to everyone. You'll never get me, copper! #9 - Posted by: ochagirl on August 24, 2007 01:37 AMrofl @ that answer to the first question. Fred's got connectionz. XD #10 - Posted by: ochagirl on August 24, 2007 01:39 AM"...majoring in broadcasting and political science with plans to become a sportscaster..." Cool! You're going to be the Anti-Olberman! #11 - Posted by: code3 on August 24, 2007 02:01 AMI dare you to interview me. You will beg me to stop answering your questions. Much like the reporters at any Joe Biden press conference. Or, I guess, any Dennis Kucinich press conference, for that matter. But for different reasons alltogether. (is that really a word?) Doesn't matter. Bring it... blog boy #12 - Posted by: Hog Whitman on August 24, 2007 02:06 AMI want on the list. I want to get interviewed so I can tell everyone why I love Ron Paul so darned much. #13 - Posted by: Doug on August 24, 2007 03:57 AMHiya Andrew!! I have children older than you --- that's disgusting...but you are a fine example of what happens when you're not under the tutelage of someone like Ward Churchill..... Enjoy your fame, though it be fleeting!! =0) #14 - Posted by: CCHEMuse on August 24, 2007 06:37 AMSpeaking of military service, the Defense Information School has a very fine broadcast program. Armed Forces Radio and Television is a great way to cut your teeth while repaying student loans ... just saying. I'm thinking about pursuing my masters in journalism through the University of Nebraska Lincoln. They have a really cool online program. #15 - Posted by: Cullen on August 24, 2007 06:50 AMFine job Andrew. Most men your age could never grasp that Fred! is a superior armament; shotguns and flamethrowers are anemic by comparison. BTW, are you a Callhan man, or do you agree that his worthless ass should be ridden out of Lincoln on a rail? #16 - Posted by: Alamo on August 24, 2007 08:43 AMAnd verily, the lord didst say "This is my BOOM stick." and the damn dirty primitives knew fear. --From the Book of Ash Also, me want. #17 - Posted by: Trigger on August 24, 2007 12:19 PMYo - will you put me on the Ronin list? #18 - Posted by: Roman Con on August 24, 2007 05:15 PM"Yo - will you put me on the Ronin list?" Yea, me too. I forgot if I asked earlier. #19 - Posted by: code3 on August 24, 2007 09:12 PMI gotta post this question here so that if you say "yes", I have witnesses. So Andrew, if I click on your ad link a whole bunch and you become rich...will you buy me a pony? #20 - Posted by: shimauma on August 24, 2007 09:49 PMYes--unfortunately it will be in the form of a keychain. #21 - Posted by: Andrew on August 24, 2007 11:33 PMPost a comment
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