More Proof that Monkeys Are Pure Evil
About eighty different people have e-mailed me about how monkeys are sexually harassing women in Kenya.
Let's think about this: Is there any natural or evolutionary reason that would lead monkeys to make rude and suggestive gestures to women? Of course not. The only explanation is that their is nothing but evil in their hearts and each day they put their monkey brains to no other task than how to spread evil. They climb trees so as to better look out and see where misery can be sown. They do not have the ability yet to kill us (though, I assure you, they are working on it), so they settle for harassing us.
For now.
Stumble It!
