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August 25, 2007
It's Fun to Win
Posted by Frank J. at 11:46 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (6)

khart208 has received his Super Happy Fun IMAO Prize Package Number One that celebrated five years of IMAO. Here's what he had to say:

I'd like to let everyone know that I just received my Super Happy Fun IMAO Prize Package [Number One] a couple of days ago. It was like Christmas, Easter, the Fourth of July and Labor Day all rolled into one! Except for the tree with ornaments, and colored eggs, and fireworks, and labor. I was so excited that I didn't even think to admonish my girlfriend when she asked "Who's this Frank guy, anyway? This isn't, like, drugs or something super bad, is it?" I grabbed that box and scuttled to my office. I haven't left since.

I've watched "Die Hard" at least five times now, and every time it's better, because I know that FrankJ and SarahK's eyes have seen the exact same movie! I haven't changed out of my IMAO shirt in days. "The Chronicles of Dubya", so kindly and thoughtfully inscribed by both FrankJ and SarahK, hasn't been out of my hands. Their words of wisdom are so profound... I'm going to memorize this book like terrorists memorize the Koran. And their special, mystery gift... well, I'm not going to spoil that, but suffice it to say it's something that I'll hold near and dear as a family heirloom, at least until the next time I have any unsightly rough spots on the fence or splinters to take care of.

As for the Hate-Filled Liberal cartoon... I know that posting for all to see will diminish its tremendous monetary value. However, I am willing to sacrifice some of the resale profits to provide a public service. If only someone could tell me how to post the scanned image...

I had the foresight to scan the comic before mailing it, so here is khart208's comic printed with his permission:

That was fun! Since I still have some irregular copies of Chronicles of Dubya lying around (bent or off-center covers), maybe I can give them away in some future contests. If you want a normal copy, you can buy it from Amazon or some other online retailer.

Rating: 3.8/5 (9 votes cast)

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6 Responses To "It's Fun to Win"

khart...getting the prize was nice and all but puckering up and planting your lips firmly on Franks ass might have been a bit overboard...not that I'm upset that you won and I didn't...I am of course!

#1 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 25, 2007 12:11 PM

Dang, if I knew there would be sandpaper, I would have donated more!

#2 - Posted by: Master Shake on August 25, 2007 02:15 PM

How does one scuttle to an office? One can scurry, and one can scram, and one can sneak, and I suppose one could slither.... but I think scuttling is right out.

One could also shimmy-shimmy-shake-shake to their office, and if she were built right, that would be great fun to watch.

#3 - Posted by: Cole Newcastle on August 25, 2007 04:50 PM

I guess the rest of us will wait - and read - for the next five years in order to have a chance to win, Frank. Whoa...in 2012...the year of the Barackalypse?

#4 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 25, 2007 08:39 PM

If somebody hasn't bought Frank's book they really should. It's well worth the money.

I let a friend borrow it after I finished reading it and now she's holding it for ransom. It's *that* good.

#5 - Posted by: John(alism) on August 25, 2007 10:47 PM

Anything that combines IMAO and Die Hard has got to be the most amazing kickass prize ever. =P

#6 - Posted by: Emily on August 25, 2007 11:05 PM
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