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August 27, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
12 Responses To "Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact"
Boy that Edwards camp really knows how to spin things. The actual story is that he was physically tied to the chair and the silly string was actually Chippendale dancer body fluid. Ewwww #1 - Posted by: on August 27, 2007 03:32 PMAs I said last night: While the "fact" may be technically accurate, the reason Edwards was unable to get up was that he was tired, completely pooped, having just walked the entire length of the room. It was a really big room, and the chair was several feet from the door. His wife finally arrived to pull off the string and lift him out of the chair to safety, easing his hurt with a juice box and some soy ice cream. Edwards then sued the makers of Silly String® for not having a large warning label on the can, "Do not spray self into chair while fagged." #2 - Posted by: Socrates on August 27, 2007 03:35 PMI would have used the "fagged" but I'm already in therapy for having used the word "faggot." Lucky for you, Socrates. #3 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 27, 2007 03:54 PMNo matter how it happened, I'm guessing tears were shed. #4 - Posted by: Son of Bob on August 27, 2007 04:12 PMIt is sad but true. He was tied to the chair, bu the toll was taken on Elizabeth for when an episode happens in John's life he must be held for at least 45 min. He had the bruises from the Silly String for two whole months after the horrible ordeal. #6 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 27, 2007 05:15 PMThis story is completely unbelievable! Have you ever used silly string? That much force would have killed Silky Pony!!! #7 - Posted by: Master Shake on August 27, 2007 05:49 PMAgain you repuglithans manage to get this and every other thing WRONG!!!!! Like anyone else John could have gotten away, but you ignorant morons don't know silly string is pink, John's favorite color, and he loves to say the word "silly." He was fine, and enjoying himself but that isn't something you always angry neocons understand. #8 - Posted by: on August 27, 2007 05:51 PMJohn Edwards' favorite instrument is the bagpipe... must be the squeezing sacks and blowing pipes thing...
John Edwards spends so much time on his hair because he thought the ad said, "I'm gonna wash that gay right out of my hair." The end result has had the opposite of the intended effect. #10 - Posted by: Fiar on August 27, 2007 09:41 PMBagpipes are a totally masculine instrument. Just because most bagpipe players dress in skirts that doesn't mean anything. They are not skirts, they are KILTS, don't make me get my claymore and dirk off of the wall. #12 - Posted by: Trigger on August 28, 2007 02:20 PMPost a comment
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