I'll bet that bunny just went ahead and died from the glare of Sir Fred's steely glaze, and Sir Robin (as have other cowards and liberals) wet his pants and ran away.

Brave, brave, brave Sir __________ (insert name here) (some examples are but feel free to pick your own-pelosi, reid, kennedy, biden, and osama obama)

Sources tell me that he has also developed the only known effective counter measures against the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

John Edwards is afraid of the rabbit.

And the soiled armor.

Barack of Bama is not afraid of rabbits. That is why he was against fighting the rabbit from the outset. And he never soils his armor, but has it dry cleaned daily just in case it touches some unclean Yale alumnus.

Senator Craig doesn't care much about the rabbit but would very much like to give John Edwards a good buggering in a bathroom stall in the Minneapolis airport...

John Edwards does an interpretive dance where he becomes a laden swallow. It's actually pretty good - it's pretty cool how he does the wing movements.

And you thought his hair was feathered just for looks.

Does he know the airspeed velocity of when they're carrying coconuts?

Well, unless he knows the air-speed velocity of an *un*laden swallow, he not all that great.

Birds of prey have to know the airspeed or ground speed of their targets. (Frank, airspeed is a "scalar" and velocity is a "vector." "Airspeed velocity" is redundant and undefined. Go back and review your college physics.)

Fred decided to actually GO to Camelot and beat the tar out of those fruity singing and dancing bastards.

Rumor has it the French Taunters are next.

Fred Thompson hates the english, and he is half english, he also hates irony.

It was originally laden, until it swooped low and dropped a deposit on the pate of the too slow to react Fred "Goober" Thompson.

The now unladen swallow chuckled "Federico arachide" as it flew away. Goober suffered a mild concussion but is recovering.

The Rudy2008 campaign had no comment on the ethnic origin of the southern European swallow.

Yes, but John Edwards knows more about swallowing than anyone!

googled it and got this:

http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

The flapping wings of swallows bother John Edwards. They produce little sonic boomlets that mess up his nesty hair.

In contrast, John Edwards speedily swallows Africans & Europeans.

Frank gives us a wee bit of information about Thompson and birds, and look how we start chirping about that tweety bird Edwards, instead!

Oh, and now we got the "WB Goober Bird" thing going here, too.

Ron Paul is afraid of swallows because they were part of the government's 9/11 conspiracy and because they look like they might be Joooooooos!

Yeah, but does he like to push the pram a lot? Will he employ the use of the wooden badger if the rabbit does not work? Does he know what comes after the spankings?

Why do swallows migrate?

Because Fred Thompson likes variety.

Jimmy, have you ever seen Monty Python?