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August 28, 2007
Ronin Profiles: George guy
Posted by Frank J. at 06:05 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (10)
George guy
Let's meet some more IMAO readers. Today, it's George guy.

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What's the story behind your name? I was named George after my grandfather, and I'm a guy.

Where do you live? State College, Pennsylvania. It's basically the armpit of Penn State
University.

How old are you? 21.

Tell us briefly about yourself. I'm an artist for the most part, even though I didn't get through art
school. I blame the evil socialist public school system for squelching my ambition. I was going to get into animation, but it was really hard, so until I can try again I'm cleaning houses.

If you were to condense IMAO into one word, what would it be? Plausible.

How long have you been reading IMAO? Close to 3 years, I think.

What's your favorite IMAO post? This one: http://www.imao.us/archives/001840.html. I think it's the
first really funny one I read.

What's you favorite political issue? Education, if that can be called a political issue. I rather like the idea of having kids some day and it's rather depressing to see all the crap going on in the schools these days. I don't think education should be a political issue. The fact that politicians have a say in what goes on with schools is itself a problem.

If education doesn't count, I'd go with federalism. Keeping government localized is a good way to keep the liberals and their insane policies contained before we get to the point where we can seize power and punch them all in their dumb monkey faces.

Do you have a website? If so, please tell us briefly about it. http://thinginess.comicgenesis.com It's a sort of surreal serial adventure comic strip. Among other things, it has environmentalists getting slaughtered. I should have another page up by the end of the month.

The bomb will go off in three more seconds. Red wire, black wire, blue wire, green wire: Which do you cut? I'd rule out the blue one because that's nobody's favorite color except for the UN, and they don't use bombs so much as stern condemnations. Red's the favorite color of communists, but they're all environmental now and bombs make too much carbon dioxide, contributing to global warming. Green would be out too in that case except that it's also the Muslims' favorite color, so I'm inclined to go with green. They could just as easily choose black, but I don't think they'd want to be associated with emo punk kids, as that lifestyle is a form of devil worship invented by the Jews and Americans in the 19th century, so they say.

[I think you used up your three seconds. -Ed.]

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If you commented that you want to be included before, you're still in the running. You can also comment in this post; just make sure you fill in your e-mail on the comment form (only I can see it so you don't have to worry about getting spam). Eventually we'll get to everyone. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far!

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10 Responses To "Ronin Profiles: George guy"

Emo is really a conspiracy by the tree-hugging Left to turn the generation just after mine into big, fat, whiny little pussies. The plus side is they tend to cut themselves a lot, so accidental suicide may just be this nation's hope for the future. Though it would prove Darwin soundly right. I can live with it, as long as it takes faggy Emo kids with it.

#1 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 28, 2007 06:42 PM

But... without emo kids, we wouldn't have the glory that is The Emo Song! A world without the emo song is not one that I want to live in. http://emosong.ytmnd.com/ if you haven't heard it yet.
Nice to meet ya, George guy. I agree with the education and federalism comments. Started home-schooling a couple years ago because of it, but I'm about to go to college in the spring to be re-brainwashed.

#2 - Posted by: Hazel on August 28, 2007 07:33 PM

Hi George Guy. Sounds like you're willing to do the work most Americans won't (let alone our "youth")! Tell all your liberal, brainwashed classmates to visit sites like this. We'll clean their heads.

#3 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 28, 2007 07:50 PM

Did the bomb go off?

Nice to meet you George. Too bad you aren't in KS, I could use a house cleaner. I totally agree with all the political crap that goes on in schools these days.

#4 - Posted by: katablog on August 28, 2007 08:23 PM

'Willing' is a relative term. I can't make a living cleaning--unless the job fairy finds me something that pays better, and is perhaps relevant to the things I enjoy and am good at doing, I'm afraid I'll lose it before much longer.

#5 - Posted by: George guy on August 28, 2007 09:42 PM

State College? That's only about 40 minutes from me. I wouldn't want to trade you places, heh.

#6 - Posted by: Abigail on August 28, 2007 11:37 PM

I live in State College as well...for grad school

#7 - Posted by: James on August 29, 2007 01:58 AM

Whenever confronted by 4 wires and 3 seconds, you should always hover your wire cutters over the red wire for 2 seconds and then quickly reach over and cut the black wire leaving the timer displaying .001

#8 - Posted by: hwy93 on August 29, 2007 11:35 AM

That Emo song rocked Hazel.

#9 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 29, 2007 12:46 PM

Why cut any wires? Just grab the bomb and throw it in the direction of the nearest commie, libernazi, or terrorist. Hehe.

#10 - Posted by: JAGer on August 29, 2007 01:46 PM
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