Is that dance to 3/4 time, like a foxtrot? Or 4/4? And the musical score? I need help here.

John Edwards invented the "Eek! It's a spider!" dance.

He does it so often, I thought it was the "Eek! It's a dust mite!" dance.

John Edwards had to stop using his Clapper because of the severe bruising he suffered from just using it one time.

He used to use "The Swish", but when he entered a room the lights would turn off and on so fast that he kept having light-induced seizures.

No one will answer my question. The correct answer is: "Run away time." And the score?

Why does he do the "Eek! It's a Spider" dance?

Because, as a child, he was terrorized by a spider. You see, one day, his mother took him to the park. When he went down the slide, he became caught in the spiderweb that had been spun across the end. The spider had just begun to wrap him up for the Feast To End All Feasts (it had even invited its buddies) when John's mother found and freed him.