Hebert

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What's the story behind your name? My parents named me Hebert. It's from the Bible.

Where do you live? Tacoma, Washington.

How old are you? 22 years old

Tell us briefly about yourself. I have a hilarious job (well…the disconnect between what I imagined my job would be when I was a kid and the job I ended up with is hilarious) that pays much more than I'm worth because I have a degree from an expensive school which I couldn't afford. The system works!

I don't think I like you. Why is that? There are lots of possible reasons. You might resent the fact that I'm funnier than you. And smarter. And that I'm better looking than you and that my girlfriend is prettier than your wife. Or, you may just resent my malignant narcissism.

However, if any of those are the reasons, then an additional reason would be that you're crazy, because most of those aren't even remotely true.

Maybe the reason you don't think you like me is that you just don't think about me at all. Which is fine. Nobody else does either.

Whatever the reason, should I assume that you do think you don't like me? (Gets out pen and list of names…) Just curious…

How long have you been reading IMAO? Umm…two years, I think.

What's your favorite IMAO post? I like Frank the Artist. Also, whenever the crazy monkey posts (not spacemonkey, the dumb monkey.)

[Not spacemonkey? -Ed.]

What's you favorite political issue? Imperialism! For fun and profit! Like this:

"Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive."

( Stegosaurus) "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'."

(T-Rex) "I think we should call it...your grave!"

(Stegosaurus) "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

(T-Rex) "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!"

Do you have a website? If so, please tell us briefly about it. Yes, I have a myspace page that I put together in High School. At least, I think I do, but I can't find it.

If you could fire liberals out of a cannon, what would fire them at? Uhhhh....Helen Hunt, maybe. Or the Bahamas. Probably the Bahamas.

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If you commented in the original post that you want to be included, you're still in the running. Eventually I'll have another post asking for who wants to participate, so keep reading. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far!

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