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August 29, 2007
Saving the Planet: by John Edwards
as told to IMAO. John Edwards recently suggested that American's give up their SUV's in order to save the environment. Sometimes, quotes can be taken out of context. We felt it only fair, in the interest of balance, to air this Public Service Announcement.
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** ** This has been a public service announcement. John Edwards is the author of the book Don't Tease: A Guide To International Diplomacy and Haircare. He is also running for President of the United States.
12 Responses To "Saving the Planet: by John Edwards"
Elephant, you could say Duck is hypercritical of the hypocritcal hypocrite. I could use nastier words, but I'm trying to cut back. Thanks for the pictorial, Duck. #2 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 29, 2007 07:33 PM"And remember to vote for me!"You left out the part where he adds, "Or I'll sue you" #3 - Posted by: Leo Pusateri on August 29, 2007 08:18 PM Did you notice how John Edwards changes where he parts his hair based on which way he's facing? #4 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on August 29, 2007 08:20 PMWe must keep up the pressure on Edwards. It would be a disaster if the Democrats were to nominate him. A total universe-altering, gravity-warping, time-bending megadisaster, almost as bad as Emperor Bush or Viceroy Chenius getting impeached. #5 - Posted by: Socrates on August 29, 2007 10:31 PMIt's no longer a presidential run. It's more of a ponderous, lethargic stroll that began the day after the mid-term elections. By this time next year I'll be so friggin' bored that I'll have a tougher time deciding whether to eat a bullet or just drive into a bridge abutment. Man I hate this! Sorry. Me cranky. Patraeus/Malkin 2012 Is this like when Shrill Crow said that one square of toilet paper is enough... for the rest of "us"? Guess which "man" she'll support... #7 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 30, 2007 04:24 AM>Saving the Planet: from John Edwards Fixed. #8 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on August 30, 2007 05:34 AMthis is hilarious - particularly in light of the Census data on poverty just released that says basically that most "poor" in America have a car, cable TV, etc... I tell ya, bein' poor ain't what it used to be.... #9 - Posted by: becky on August 30, 2007 08:36 AMNote to PaleoMedic: There is an Iraqi woman who has a couple of spare bullets for you to eat. You can probably get her address through AFP. Cheers #10 - Posted by: ss396 on August 30, 2007 09:57 AMMan that guy always looked a little dopey to me. In these pictures he looks creepy though. Who ever woulda thought it...Silky Creepy Pony. #11 - Posted by: T.Ferg on August 30, 2007 11:25 AMThat's funny RightWingDuck. The last line is probably not how Edwards would speak though. He wouldn't say "vote for me" because he knows the people that would actually vote for him would be looking all over the ballot for "Me". If they didn't find it, like Leo said above, they would start filing lawsuits immediately. #12 - Posted by: Ron Rockstar on August 30, 2007 11:44 AMPost a comment
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