And I want to see at least one instance of a Reagan-like, angry outburst from Fred similar to "I paid for that microphone." Nah, I'll take dozens, thank you.

Simple, yet so evocative. Take a bow, Mr. J.

My only question is, can Fred Thompson delete the Recycle Bin? I believe he can (what can't he do?); however, I would never be brazen enough to ask him directly.

"sic semper hippies"...golden, i tell ya, just golden!

don't rest in peace hfl.

Counter-Terrorists win. (Name that reference)

Where's my cat blog!?!

Cool, Frank the artist branching out into mixed media.

Good Job.

Your drawing skillz are getting better. That rendition actually looks like Thompson!

I believe I must call foul on yet another IMAO story as being less about an actual depiction of real events in edification of our ongoing cultural and political zeitgeist and more about generating positive reader feedback and advertising revenue.

Conclusive proof of the erroneous nature of the work in question is the extended quote delivered by "Hate-filled Lefty". Complete sentence, punctuation, use of accepted spelling -- any one of these would cast serious doubt on the story's authenticity, and taken together they signal an obvious fraud perpetrated on your readers.

Furthermore, nowhere in Hate-filled Lefty's monologue is there mention of fairness, sustainability, or redistribution of any kind.

Was this a mere translation from Libspeak into English, or something more sinister?

Question - whose dismembered hand is The Great White Hope holding in his left? Did he just rip that off the arm of Nancy Pelosi or John Edwards?

Counter-Terrorists win. (Name that reference)

Counter Strike!

And now Fred can play volleyball. That lefty's head is only slightly deflated...I hope Thompson will employ Chomps as back-up hippy destroyer once he's in power.

I wish there was video...

Socrates, I beg to differ on a certain point which you have made. As you can clearly see, the Hate-Filled Lefty (hereto known as "HFL") in question makes a rather apparent spelling error with "terrorits" instead of what I can only assume was meant to be "terrorists". Because we are dealing with a HFL, I must conclude that it was the author/creator's intent to show the stupidity of said HFL and not merely a drawing/writing error on his part. I am sure that the creator merely inserted this as an example of an over-arcing principle found in the HFLs scattered amongst the general populace, namely that they are incoherent, ill-bred, insipid, and moronic in both nature and habit.

HA HA HA! That's awesome!

Who's hand did Fred tear off? Or is that what is left over after he tears off hippies arms and beats them to death with them? (Left hand)

Granddady Longlegs -- have you ever seen then a computer with its Recycle Bin deleted? I assure you that it can be done and that the tougher part is getting the Recycle Bin *BACK*.

Killing the hippie with a word made me think of Dune. . .

The only thing that ruins the realism for me is that the Lefty said "You're stupid." I'm pretty sure "Your stupid." would be more realistic.

Fred is the only one that can fix stupid.

Nonsense. Anyone can fix stupid.

You just need a big enough stick.

Can I buy/get/make you a stick, George guy? 'Cause an awful lot of stupid is out there and Fred Thompson might not get to it all.

Whoa, George, I read your website. You have a big stick already. Keep using it.

I pity FrankJ for having to study the HFL's well enough to get them spot-on. Hopefully, he just copy-pasted something from Daily Kos or DU into his drawing.

woe, be this the end of HFL?

No, no, no.

There is no way the HFL would live a whole frame after Fred Thompson ordered him and everyone around him to die. In fact, the HFL would die just from the chemicals in Fred Thompson's brain starting to bubble in order to get Fred's mouth to say "DIE!" But we all know Fred wouldn't let someone that stupid babble on for so long, unless he was getting a kick out of it.

Counter-Terrorists win. (Name that reference)

Mortal Kombat!

Fred Wins.

Flawless Victory.

FATALITY.