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August 31, 2007
Kos Is Just Like a Pedophile
Posted by Frank J. at 01:03 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (20)

Kos has never really been a particularly smart person. His political insights are simplistic at best and more often than not just a hysterical reaction to something that made his wee brain mad (though often he'll erase those later). Also, he never has incentive to be smarter because the Daily Kos comment system is designed to weed out anyone who might attempt critical thinking.

A while ago, he compared Republicans to the Taliban and Al Qaeda, his mind figuring, "Me no like Republicans. Me know me no supposed to like Taliban. So Republicans just like Taliban! Me figure how!" Of course, if Republicans were actually like the Taliban and Al Qaeda, then he'd finally spend time denouncing the Taliban and Al Qaeda.

Anyway, one guy said something, so Kos done figure that proved his point comparing millions of his fellow Americans to sub-human murders. But my real point is that Kos is just like a pedophile.

SIMILARITIES OF PEDOPHILES AND KOS

Pedophiles and Kos: Takes advantage of those with limited mental facilities.

Pedophiles and Kos: Shunned by most of society.

Pedophiles and Kos: Think their creepy behavior is justified.

Pedophiles and Kos: Make idiotic arguments to support their views.

Pedophiles and Kos: Common catchphrase: "Screw 'em!"

Rating: 2.0/5 (2 votes cast)

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20 Responses To "Kos Is Just Like a Pedophile"

Pedophiles and Kos: Brag about meager military record to impress the inexperienced.

Pedophiles and Kos: Supported Ned Lamont.

Pedophiles and Kos: Steal undergarments off clotheslines.

Pedophiles and Kos: Sweaty palms and bad breath.

Pedophiles and Kos: Never really have sex, but just think about it all the time.

#1 - Posted by: Exurban Jon on August 31, 2007 01:27 PM

Kos is like school on Saturday - no class (hat tip to Fat Albert).

#2 - Posted by: bunkerboy on August 31, 2007 01:52 PM

Buuuurrrn!

#3 - Posted by: Remulak MoxArgon on August 31, 2007 01:53 PM

Pedophiles and Kos:

* Have that look on their faces you just want to bash.

* Reminds you of that kid on the block with a dirty face, stinky shorts and a foul mouth. Now, he's a Democrat that keeps staring at your kids and surfing kids' chat rooms.

* Sniveling schizoids that deserve each other.

* Share the same need: being put away for a very long time.

#4 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 31, 2007 01:54 PM

Not to mention KOS failed to include this in his article:

Sex:
Al Qaida/Taliban: We never discuss such things under penalty of death
American Taliban: Being respectable people we normally don't discuss such things publically
Liberals: Is it really still considered sex if it's not intercourse or she doesn't swallow?

#5 - Posted by: Mister Cantankerous on August 31, 2007 01:55 PM

Mister C: what do you mean, "she"? That's pretty exclusionary, you hater.

#6 - Posted by: Socrates on August 31, 2007 02:10 PM

Pedophiles and Kos: think Astrology counts as a science class

Pedophiles and Kos: want gays to be Scoutmasters

Pedophiles and Kos: think underage girls should get government-funded abortions without telling parents

Pedophiles and Kos: thank their lucky stars for the ACLU

Pedophiles and Kos: just sure that there is a right-wing media conspiracy out to get them

#7 - Posted by: Socrates on August 31, 2007 02:17 PM

"Mister C: what do you mean, "she"? That's pretty exclusionary, you hater."


Dude not for nothing, but if you feel you are a liberal "swallower" who's cause is being under represented go ahead and make your case. I just don't swing that way myself, and as such can only relate to things from my own perspective and experience. If you on the other hand wish to speak up for all male goo-gobblers everywhere, be my guest and have at it.

#8 - Posted by: Mister Cantankerous on August 31, 2007 02:22 PM

Mister C, I'll tell you what I think. I think your website is hilarious. I booked it.

Now, Socrates has this thing about the "Completeness Theorem" combined with humor which very few people know about....

#9 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 31, 2007 02:27 PM


I need to pass this along:

In Arabic, "kos", is pronounced; "coos" (long o, like "foose").

In Arabic, "umak" means "mother", "omak" means "father".

Having learned a lot of vulgar Arabic when i was younger, I learned this rough translation:

kos-umak means "f_ck your mother"

kos-omak means "f_ck your father"

I have since learned that "kos" (in Arabic) means "p_ssy" if used as a noun. It means "to f_ck" if used as a verb.

You can look it up.
(I can't provide links to lists of vulgar words in Arabic as they are all blocked here at work.)

*(I won't be offended if you delete this comment.)

#10 - Posted by: Jon on August 31, 2007 02:35 PM

Mister C: that was funny.

#11 - Posted by: Socrates on August 31, 2007 02:36 PM

JEEZ, Frank- that was really low.

Why'd ya have to go and insult PEDOPHILES by putting them in the same article with KOS?

#12 - Posted by: Bile, Snark, and Sneer on August 31, 2007 02:54 PM

"Hello, Kos, I'm Chris Hansen from MSNBC's 'To Catch a Predator.' What are you doing in this house wearing only a speedo and a bolo tie?"

"Uh, uh, umm, isn't this Larry Craig's house? I'm only hear to see Larry Craig. Not his grandkids. Definitely not the grandkids."

#13 - Posted by: innominatus on August 31, 2007 02:54 PM

What amazes me is how that guy really thinks he's some type of revolutionary & that all the Republicans are just waiting on his every word so that that can get hysterical about his warped ideology, whatever that may be. It's really the same old story;

1. Compare Republicans with some hate group

2. Use comparison in contrast with "progressive tolerance"

3. Wait for applause & then nurture hate speech against Republicans

It's like some psychotic formula that only makes sense if you're high or have no practical education. Here's some better comparisons between terrorists, Reps, and "progressives":

Tolerance

Terrorists- Absolutely NO tolerance for anything but Islam.
Republicans/Christians- Hate the sin, love the sinner.
Liberals- Tolerate & encourage ANYTHING, no matter how amoral or bizarre, EXCEPT Christianity or Conservativism.

Violence

Terrorists- First resort against infidels, women, and other Muslims.
Republicans/Christians- Used when diplomacy is no longer an option.
Liberals- Vehemently claim passive resistance while endorsing violent civil disobedience. Violence against Republicans and fetuses praised & encouraged.

Religion

Terrorists- Islam, and ONLY Islam.
Republicans/Christians- Freedom of religion so long as it doesn't require a blood tithe, cannibalism, or ritualistic sexual exploitation of children.
Liberals- Whatever sounds good & doesn't require any actual faith or moral responsibility whatsoever; Whatever the ACLU is OK with; Liberalism.

Marriage

Terrorists- Between a man & one or more inferior females as provided by Allah. Some goats are females.
Republicans/Christians- Between a man & a woman, becoming one in the bonds of matrimony & the eyes of God.
Liberals- Between two people who like each other enough to take advantage of the tax benefits of being married. Often results in divorce and sometimes produces a negative by-product called "kids".

Children

Terrorists- Prefer lots of boys to train for suicide bombings; girls are pretty much just sexual cattle to be covered in burqas & shame.
Republicans/Christians- Like to be fruitful & multiply; want good things for their children and encourage them to be responsible people.
Liberals- Children are a nuisance, demanding & are usually killed before they can demand breast milk. Pregnancy interrupts future plans for a life that was going nowhere in the first place.

I think that's a bit more realistic, since we're comparing religions to one another, and yes, liberalism is definitely a religion. Not just by Coulter's definition, but by Markos's own write up in that article of circular logic.

#14 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 31, 2007 04:09 PM

Another thing: Markos "Moulitsas" pronounces his name "Molest us".

#15 - Posted by: Tom G on August 31, 2007 07:24 PM

Alan, what can I say but "tour de force," dude. (I'm lousy at French - so don't press me.)

#16 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 31, 2007 11:07 PM

Bile, Snark...you stole my comment! Pedophiles are low and all but to compare them to KOS is over the top! Mister C...I thought I knew all of them but goo gobbler is a new one for me! LMAO!!!

#17 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 1, 2007 12:51 AM

I will not sit here and allow you to lie about the Kos.

"Daily Kos comment system is designed to weed out anyone who might attempt critical thinking"

This statement is a blatant lie. I know this because the system did not weed out my comments. The weeding is actually done by the brains of the people reading the comments. They are in fact so stupid that many of them cannot read the comments that require thought. They will attempt to read them, and their brains will simply make it look different.

For instance, I read a diary about Gonzo. I asked in the comments for a list of crimes that he had actually committed. The majority of those who read this comment saw something completely different. When I asked what crimes he was accused of committing, their brains actually thought I asked why he had not been run out of office, then drawn and quartered for his treasonous crimes against the American people.

They don't have a system that weeds the comments because the people reading them don't have the comprehension skills for this to actually matter.

#18 - Posted by: TheNewPundit on September 1, 2007 10:11 AM

Pedophiles and Kos: Both keep an inordinarily large supply of candy in their pockets.

Pedophiles and Kos: Ought to be put into prison for being repulsive.

Pedophiles and Kos: Will both be crying the first night in prison when the bars slam shut and they have their first run in with Islam "prison style."

Pedophiles and Kos: Ought to be tracked when released from prison with a sex offender/rational thought offender registry.

Pedophiles and Kos: Both probably could be cured by castration (ok, so maybe not, but what harm is there in trying?)

#19 - Posted by: martin_luther on September 1, 2007 11:38 AM

Whoa, hold on now! There's a huge difference between the two: one is a creepy loser you oughtn't let get near your children, and the other is a pedophile.

#20 - Posted by: tommy on September 1, 2007 11:42 PM
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