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August 31, 2007
Ronin Profiles: Estella
Posted by Frank J. at 05:21 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (11)
Estella
Let's meet some more IMAO readers. Today, it's Estella.

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What's the story behind your name? Some of my friends said I was a modern-day version of Estella, from Great Expectations. I'm not exactly known for my empathy, I suppose. Thus, "Modern Day Estella"

Where do you live? Just a small town in central Louisiana ... but I'm one of those Katrina exiles from New Orleans. Most of my family moved back, but I opted out of living in a coastal bowl. Instead, I chose a nice little town where gentlemen carry your groceries to the car for you, and almost everyone has a gun rack and a hunting dog.

How old are you? 25

Tell us briefly about yourself. Wellllll, I'm a lawyer, and a former competitive rock-climber ... fiscally conservative but socially libertarian ... and a die-hard metalhead. I've played in several bands you've never heard of, and are probably glad not to have heard of.

For my 25th birthday, I got myself a s&w model 640 .357, and it's my baby. My boyfriend's dad is an instructor at the range, and I love going with him to shoot. There's little better than bonding over revolvers!

I'm a member of the Federalist Society. I've read the Federalist Papers in their entirety several times.

And I want to start a movement to bring fun, excessively violent games back to P.E. in grammar schools. Life without dodgeball, melting candles freeze tag, tackle kickball, medic, and Death Soccer simply isn't worth living. Do we really want the upcoming generation to be total wimps and hippies?

When I draw liberals, I always imagine them wearing pointy hats. Why is that? It takes a pointy hat to cover a pointy head I'd assume said pointy hat is made of tinfoil?

How long have you been reading IMAO? Since sometime around early 2005

What's your favorite IMAO post? I love "In My World" and anything with Aquaman. Especially Aquaman having a bad day. And I like any about guns.

What's you favorite political issue? Political corruption, specifically politicians who claim to be in it for the "little man" getting caught with their hands in the proverbial cookie jar. I also get pretty passionate about constitutional law debates. I've been involved in some Second Amendment cases.

Do you have a website? If so, please tell us briefly about it. Nope, I don't have a website. I'm somewhat of a luddite. My computer is a glorified typewriter with spotty internet access.

Where have all the flowers gone? Wherever they are, hopefully the so-called "flower children" will follow them, and never ever come back. Damn hippies. We need to come up with a way to use hippie-stench as a renewable energy source if they won't simply disappear of their own accord. Nah, it can be a non-renewable energy source. Like the human goo from The Matrix ... or Soylent Green! Yeah! A new use for the Green Party!

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If you commented in the original post that you want to be included, you're still in the running. Eventually I'll have another post asking for who wants to participate, so keep reading. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far!

Rating: 1.3/5 (4 votes cast)

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11 Responses To "Ronin Profiles: Estella"

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#1 - Posted by: Popov on August 31, 2007 06:37 PM

"...former competitive rock-climber..." Is that were the first one to the top wins, or, you find out who can hammer-in their pitons the fastest without smashing your fingers?

It's a slow Friday afternoon, Ronin Estella. Everyone's on the highway trying to get away from cities like New Orleans and Seattle.

#2 - Posted by: Jimmy on August 31, 2007 06:58 PM

A metal head lawyer. Very cool. And a member of The Federalist Society. I can't boast having read the Federalist Papers even once, let alone a lot, but I have a copy right over there, near the remote control. My son read most of them though. He's SMRT.

You play guitar, drums, sing or what? I have an ESP MII, jet black. I'm not good, but I look damn cool playing it.

When I was a kid we'd play massive football games with about 20 kids a side, tackle, no pads, very few rules except for egregious clipping. It was cool. I would hate being a kid today.

#3 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on August 31, 2007 11:05 PM

Can I marry you?

#4 - Posted by: WAL on August 31, 2007 11:57 PM

WOW! I'm not certain I could even read the Federalist Papers if I tried! Excellent answers! I will restrain myself with the lawyer jokes out of respect...for now anyway...

#5 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 1, 2007 12:46 AM

Other than SarahK, You are possibly the hottest girl ever at IMAO!!!
Can you be a guest T-shirt Babe?

#6 - Posted by: CTSean on September 1, 2007 01:39 AM

Hippies huh? What do you think of when you think of a Volkswagen bus? There is a poll about this at http://www.pollicious.com

#7 - Posted by: JengoPop on September 1, 2007 01:46 AM

What's "melting candles"?

Can't say as I've heard of that one.

#8 - Posted by: Harvey on September 1, 2007 03:07 AM

I think I'm in luuuuuuv

#9 - Posted by: Raving Lunatic on September 1, 2007 08:16 AM

"former competitive rock-climber ..."

Probably "former" cause Estella got tired of standing in line to climb the only one in Louisianna. It was probably imported.
Fred Thompson threw it from Colorado in a fit of anger. Wow, A Fred Fact.

Nice write-up Estella. Xnks

#10 - Posted by: Skul on September 1, 2007 11:31 AM

Okay I'll follow ussjc's lead and forgive you for being a lawyer, so long as you're not after my hard earned money, you're okay (if scary) in my book. Welcome to the Ronin Pile!

PS: If we're in a car wreck and we decide not to sue the guy who's fault it was, is that legal?

#11 - Posted by: shimauma on September 1, 2007 11:14 PM
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