September 01, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Fred Thompson uses Mount Doom as a hot tub.
Fred Thompson uses Mount Gloom for punching smelly Hippies, Liberals and Wide Stancers...
Once, as a practical joke, Fred Thompson shuffled across the carpet in his socks and touched a hippie on the nose with his finger. Analysis of the devastation was the inspiration Operation Arc Light B-52 strikes.
Fred Thompson flew to the heavens once to meet Zeus and he found him there sitting on the throne. "Get outta my chair, son" Fred commanded. Zeus cried, "Don't hit me, don't hit me, PLEASE don't hit me!"
You don't want to know what he uses The One Ring for...
Your man-crush on Fred speaks volumes of your lack of experience outside you parents basement.
Hey, don't knock my parent's basement, Ollie! It was a magical place.
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