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September 05, 2007
Fred Thompson's First Ad
Fred Thompson's first ad is out: The only thing I find notable about it is it's the first official statement from him that says "Fred Thompson for President." I was really expecting more explosions in his first ad. Here's my idea for a Fred Thompson ad: TERRORISTS/LIBERALS: We will destroy America! No one can stop us! It's a bit of an artsy idea because of the symbolism, but I think it would work well. 22 Responses To "Fred Thompson's First Ad"
Are all people from Tennessee that laid back? I would prefer more of a "come out swinging" approach from Fred. #1 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 5, 2007 01:54 PMLiving in Minneapolis, I’d also like to see Fred Thompson walk through the International Airport and have white hot flames shoot out each men’s room as he walks by with an announcement that “wide-stancers and other perverts no longer tolerated in Fred Thompson’s America” as small children run to Fred Thompson carrying flowers and wide smiles! #2 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 5, 2007 02:09 PMFrank, you need to cut down on the nuance. #3 - Posted by: CochinoMarrano on September 5, 2007 02:10 PMAt least he is officially announcing. I finally bought my Fred! t-shirt today. Hopefully the wusses here won't bitch like they did at Shim's workplace. Though, my state is turning pink, it's still enough of a Reddish Pink where there probably won't be any issues. GO FRED! And maybe we'll see Frank's Ad idea in action closer to Election Time. #4 - Posted by: DesertElephant on September 5, 2007 02:24 PMCan we say dumbest campaign video ever? Heck, Romney's Ocean Ad had more substance. #5 - Posted by: anti-fred troll on September 5, 2007 02:32 PMIts okay, its really just a way to draw people to the website. He's not that well known as a politician so it would be difficult to explain his awesomeness in such a short ad.... #6 - Posted by: AR on September 5, 2007 03:05 PMWhat a wonderful idea! Can we film it on-site in San Francisco? Lots of lefties and illegal immigrants there. I checked yesterday, because I had a job interview there. The pinkos didn't offer me the job, so I punched them in their dumb monkey faces. Not that I wanted to work in San Francisco anyway. #7 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on September 5, 2007 03:13 PMWas I the only one who noticed his head-twitch? See, I figure the camera operator was probably some kind of pinko, and it took extra force of will to keep from incinerating the man with his laserbeam eyes. #8 - Posted by: Intellectual Gorgon on September 5, 2007 03:34 PMNo, I noticed the head bobbing, also, but I wasn't going to say anything for fear of sounding like the Goober Spammer. In fact, "talking head" came to mind. Maybe he was getting ready to head-butt the camerman and the rest of us if we don't pay attention starting tomorrow. #9 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 5, 2007 03:49 PMI was very disappointed that Fred's campaign slogan is "Security, Unity, Prosperity". First of all, it is too reminiscent of the slogan of the French Revolution "Liberty, Equality, Fraternity". You know, both are three words indicating fundamental political concepts and ending in "ty". Secondly, did not Benjamin Franklin say ""He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither" I'd be much more comfortable that Fred is the real deal if the first thing on his mind and in his slogan was Freedom! Either that, or the punch the hippies thing. #10 - Posted by: DocBrown on September 5, 2007 04:14 PMSecurity - as in securing our borders? Do you suppose that Fred's are a watered down version of Michael Savage's "Borders, Language, Culture?" #11 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 5, 2007 04:27 PMHah, "just to direct to the website." This is Fred!s introduction to the nation. He's running it on Fox in the middle of the GOP debate tonight. That's right, instead of bothering to be prepared to stand up and debate the other candidates, Fred's grand splash of an entry is to recite a list of depressing platitudes with his mug bobbing back and forth begging people to go to his website (since of course he's running a "new kind of campaign" that won't actually require him to leave his tv studio). Plus the ad looks like it was slapped together in powerpoint. Again, to reiterate, instead of having the guts to face the candidates who actually care in a live debate, he's calling it in with this ad and paying a visit to Leno instead. #12 - Posted by: anti-fred troll on September 5, 2007 05:13 PMFred could also have painted his face with grease paint, put on some army fatigues and just before jumping out of the helicopter in Iraq announce "It's time to clean up this mess so our boys can come home...I figure I can help our boys kick a little ass and get this thing done with"... #13 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 5, 2007 06:07 PMI like Fred Thompson because he has a low voice. And because he's an actor. Just like Shawn Penn!
Ding dong. #15 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 5, 2007 08:21 PMI noticed the head bobbing too. Fred, from one actor to another, stop moving your head so much. It's annoying and distracting. BTW, Frank's ad would have been so much better. I guess we'll have to wait a while for that one. #16 - Posted by: Fosterdad on September 5, 2007 09:18 PMWow! This ad makes him look really bad. I've been holding back on Fred until I found out about him (disclosure: I like Romney), but I haven't been impressed with what's been coming out lately. Ducking the debate and then trying to upstage it is one thing, but then to have this be what he tries to upstage it with? I sure hope his announcement video does better for him. Perhaps he can still rekindle some support from me for a Romney/Thompson ticket. #17 - Posted by: Braden on September 5, 2007 11:51 PMSecondly, did not Benjamin Franklin say ""He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither" No. He said "Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." #18 - Posted by: CavalierX on September 6, 2007 06:37 AMFrank, can you make Fred! shirts that say: Fred Thompson 2008 ? #19 - Posted by: James on September 6, 2007 09:21 AM1) I, like fred and newt, Think these debates are terrible. They don't help me learn about the candidates and they are more like a sound bite factory. I will wait till its just the real candidates (Thompson, Guiliani, McCain and Romeny) to watch. #20 - Posted by: Raven on September 6, 2007 11:33 AMMcCain ceased to become a "real" candidate when he introduced McCain/Feingold then cemented it with the "Grand Bargain". Guiliani ceased to be so when he made NYC a Sanctuary City and also when he went along with the Gun-Grabbers. Romney lost his cred when he compared his son's work for him on the campaign trail to the sacrifice our soldiers are making in Iraq. So... NEXT! #21 - Posted by: DesertElephant on September 6, 2007 02:34 PMI thought that was a realistic dramatization of what will happen when Fred! wins. Along with the flesh melting off bones, etc. Just don't look directly at Fred!. #22 - Posted by: THX1138 on September 7, 2007 12:15 PMPost a comment
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