Happy Fredmas everyone!!! I couldn't be happier!!

"Happy Fredmas!"

Santa Fred, I want a high powered automatic rifle with infrared scope and laser range finder, a kick-me Moonbeam hippie doll, a Hillary dart board, and a Mosque ruble expansion pack for my Rainbow 6 X-box game. Oh! And a IMAO tee-shirt for my girl friend. (she's hot when dresses 'smack a feminist day' at work.)

I’ll leave the scotch and cigars by the fireplace, ok?

I have a modest request, Santa Fred. Just a 15 second clip of Hillary weeping uncontrollably with your announcement video playing in the background.

In the immortal words of Ebenezer Scrooge (whose nephew was named "Fred"...) (coincidence? I think not!):

More is the miracle.
Oh! Oh!
I don't know what to do.
l-I'm as light as a feather.
I'm as happy as an angel.
I'm... I'm as merry as a schoolboy.

(except, I'm a girl...!)

HUZZAH!!!

Frank, What happened to your prominent I'm With Fred link on the main page? I wanted to prove the Fredophobes wrong by sending money to Fred!

[It's there. The donation box is on the right sidebar. It now says Fred '08. -Ed]

Oh damn, another holiday I can forget to send cards out in time for.

But, as long as there is a Fred, it's worth it.

it's a happy fredmas indeed...

and for a gift, the folks at thoseshirts.com give us new t-shirt babe hotness...

hmmm... uh... i think i need to go repent, now...

"It's beginning to look a lot like Fredmas, everywhere I go..."

So now that he's entered the race, we have to answer some tough questions.
Well, one tough question.
Who will be his VP when he's elected?
I'm not sure if I prefer Benito Giuliani or Newt! Either one will drive the NY Times (further) around the bend, and isn't that the really important thing?

This morning my doctor says my blood pressure is down to a number that he likes. I bet I'm not the only one with a mysterious recovery today!

This morning my doctor says my blood pressure is down to a number that he likes. I bet I'm not the only one with a mysterious recovery today!

Can we get John Edwards to channel Burl Ives for this ditty?

Have a holly, jolly Fredmas;
It's the Right time of the year
I don't know about Tony Snow,
but lets have a couple of cheers.

Have a holly, jolly Fredmas;
And when you vote '08
Say "f**k off!" to Dems we scoff
and unhinged lefty hate.

Oh no, you misled foes,
Remember what we said;
Utter defeat waits for you;
Your demise comes through Fred.

Have a holly jolly Fredmas,
and in case you didn't hear,
Fred is cunning & now he's running
for the White House next year!

Luciano Pavarotti's last words:

"I can finally die in peace, for the prophecy has been fulfilled; there will be Fred Thompson"

AlanABQ, had this been a high praise contest, you would have just won, hands down.

Can we get John Edwards to channel Burl Ives for this ditty?

Duncamn Hunter should be Veep. The Unstoppable Fred! Force would only be compounded by the Conservative Hunter. The world, especially Mexico would cower at the combined might of these men!

Um, Duncan Hunter actually. Damned typos.

TY, Hazel.

A lot of RONIN seem to be for Duncan Hunter.

Great minds think alike.

Why are people thinking that "Santa" Fred will bring gifts? The only thing that Fred Thompson brings is death and destruction (and punches-to-the-face) for communists and hippies!

I'd like to humbly suggest Deadpool as Thompson's running mate.

To channel Tiny Tim (the cripple, not the other one) for a moment

"G-d Bless us, everyone."
Happy Fredmas, Um frank, is Fredmas going to be changed to f-mas (like x-mas) need to print my cards, so want to get it right.
Bid all peace love and understanding.

AlanABQ, had this been a high praise contest, you would have just won, hands down.

Way to go rhyme master Alan!! ITA with Hazel!!

However, last time I busted out with random funkiness, there never WAS a vote for high praise...damned diary of KOS lies.....apparently high praise on that one was a lie...my oh my, I think I'll cry, instead I'll sigh & eat some pie.....