I want to see/hear Mr. Thompson talk about (and support) the fair tax. Also, yes, it is far too humid in Florida.

I'd like to know when he will declare war on Canada for not wanting to be called "Americans." After all, we're now "US Americans." They can be called "Canadian Americans."

Seriously, I don't have any issues of humorous merit that I want Thompson to discuss. Mine are all dead serious.

The price of beer seems to have gone up about 15% in the past year. If Fred could do something about that, I'd be really grateful. A Super Bowl win for the Bears would be nice, too.

I would like to see Fred reverse the Bush/Cheney/Rove hurrican machine that they unleased on N'awlins. SVJ, Fred's good, but a Bears super bowl??? He's not that good.

I would like him to go ahead with plans for a North American Union, but instead of us giving up our sovereignty we bring Canada and Mexico under our tough but benevolent rule.

Wait, it was supposed to be a question. Ok how about, "President Thompson, will you please bring Canada and Mexico under our dominion?"

(in George Herbert Walker Bush's voice:)

Your bad, Derek. BAD. BAD.

(stay the course, thousand points of light, we got ourselves a new world order here...)

I'd like him to come out and say that internet conservatives that foam at the mouth are no better than Kos kiddies and make us look bad.

Oh, and cutting federal funding to state colleges that already generate more revanue than some fortune 500 companies. That would be swell.

I'm not bad Jimmy. I just feel tha someone has to rule the world, might as well be us. Besides we need the room and the resourses. Both Canada and Mexico have oil so it would be easier to steal it from them and go all the way to the middle east. Also Canada has yummy polar bears. It would benefit both countries greatly. We could teach Canadians to pronounce words correctly and Mexicans wouldnt have to risk thier lives crossing the desert to find work cutting my lawn if Mexico was already a part of the United States of North America.

President Thompson (may he live forever) could make that happen.

I'd like to see Fred endorse the MexiCannon and build a giant wall of flames around the US! Also, which country is he going to nuke first? We have all these nukes laying around and it seems like a waste not to lob one overseas once in awhile just to keep folks in-line...

I think we're long overdue for another "In My World" so maybe you should have a special Fredmas edition. I know that would require that you have to do work (god forbid), but I think the occasion calls for it.

I'll second USSJC's Mexicannon and Hellfire border protection system.

Dismantling the US Department of Education and eliminating Federal interference in education would be great, if improbable. Or a bounty on the leadership of the NEA.

Flat tax / Fair tax, anything other than the disastorous embarrassment we currently suffer.

National Right to Carry, also known as "recognizing that the Constitution is not subject to the whims and fears of liberal weenies".

I also think it would set the appropriate tone for Fred's administration if he personally beat Chuck Schumer to death on his first nationally televised public address.

I like Alamo's suggestion that Fred beat little Chuckie Schumer to death! I'd also propose that Fred strap Ted Kennedy into a car and push it off a bridge as a show of his administration's support for fair-play and his new "get tough" policy for "evil doers"!

You guys are BAD, BAD! But I'll bet you pale in comparison to my list of things for Fred to do! Frank ought to start an open thread called "Fred's To Do List." Your entries will be first. That list is gonna be L O N G, and we know it!

You cant give Fred Thompson a "to do list", not unless you want him to use the edge of the list to slice your head off. All we can do is humbly ask him for things and hope that he does not obliterate us for our impertinence.

Yeahbut, Derek, you and ussjc have started a great list. Think of it as the stuff we all want and imagine how big that list is - reflecting just how screwed-up our government is. It would be awesome. And imagine the arguments (real and in jest) we could have! It would be glorious.