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September 07, 2007
But What Should We Call It?
Posted by Harvey at 12:03 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (73)

Rumor has it that Osama is releasing another "taunt America" video in the next few days. Pretty impressive work for a guy who's been a crimson stain on a Tora Bora cave wall since 2001. But regardless of which malnourished wino they slap the fake beard on this time around, the fact remains that this flick needs a catchy title. I suggest one of the following:



* Citizen Osama

* Osamablanca

* Osama's List

* It's an Osamaful Life

* One Flew Over Osama's Nest

* The Maltese Osama

* Osama Like it Hot

* O.T. The Osama-Terrestrial

* Dr. Osamalove

* Osamalypse Now

* Osama Side Story

* A Streetcar Named Osama

* Snowsama White and the Seven Dwarves

* A Clockwork Osama

* The Sound of Osama

* Osama Without a Cause

* Raiders of the Lost Osama

* Vertigosama

* Close Encounters of the Osama Kind

* The Silence of the Osamas

* Osama Gump

* Dances With Osamas

* Mutiny on the Osama

* Osama Rider

* My Fair Osama

* Osamafellas

* Osama Fiction

* Guess Osama's Coming to Dinner?

* Osama Doodle Dandy

* Osamadeus



Double dog dare ya to come up with something better.

Rating: 1.5/5 (3 votes cast)

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73 Responses To "But What Should We Call It?"

Osama and Confused
Bend It Like Bin Laden

#1 - Posted by: Derek, Lord of the Commentators on September 7, 2007 12:27 PM

Oh, just thought of another one.

The Osama Clause

#2 - Posted by: Derek, Lord of the Commentators on September 7, 2007 12:30 PM

It's A Jihad Jihad Jihad Jihad World

#3 - Posted by: Andrew S. on September 7, 2007 12:39 PM

The Osama Chainsaw Massacre
Fast Times at Osama High

#4 - Posted by: flashoftheblade on September 7, 2007 12:43 PM

* It's Howdy Osama Time
* The Osama Factor
* Lord of the Osamas
* Osama 13
* Osama 98020
* Osama News Tonight
* It's as American as Osama Pie

#5 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 7, 2007 12:45 PM

Osama and the Pussycats

#6 - Posted by: flashoftheblade on September 7, 2007 12:46 PM

The Osama Returns
The Bin Laden Saints
Young Frankensama
Kill Bush (would that one count?)
Finding Nemosama
Pirates of the Caribbin Laden
What's Eating Osama Grape?
Osama Movie
Osama House
Robin Hood: Osama in tights
Osamas

And of course, the epic trilogy:
A New Osama
The Osama strikes back
Return of the Osama

#7 - Posted by: Hazel on September 7, 2007 12:46 PM
  • Drop Dead Osama (drop dead fred)
  • Death of a bin Laden (death of a salesman)
  • Cave of the Dead(house of the dead)

And some originals that fit:
Dead man walking, day of the dead, dead or alive, the evil dead, better off dead, bang bang you're dead & dead end.

#8 - Posted by: Algo2 on September 7, 2007 12:47 PM

Death Becomes Osama
Dead Like Osama

#9 - Posted by: flashoftheblade on September 7, 2007 12:47 PM

Throw Osama from the train

#10 - Posted by: on September 7, 2007 12:49 PM

The Adventures of Osama, Queen of the Desert

#11 - Posted by: flashoftheblade on September 7, 2007 12:50 PM

Here's some:

9 1/2 Osamas
The Color Osama
The Longest Osama
Osama and the Bandit
Osama does Dallas
Osama Knights
Brokeback Osama

#12 - Posted by: DMand on September 7, 2007 12:50 PM

Not better, but obvious

Osamahoma!

#13 - Posted by: Brian The Adequate on September 7, 2007 12:51 PM

Here's some-

9 1/2 Osamas
The Color Osama
The Longest Osama
Osama and the Bandit
Osama does Dallas
Osama Knights
Brokeback Osama

#14 - Posted by: DMand on September 7, 2007 12:51 PM

Jackass
Osama's Funniest Home Videos: The Movie
Osama vs. Mothra
The Shaggiest Osama
That Darn Osama
Osama the Love Bug
Osama Does Dallas

#15 - Posted by: Master Shake on September 7, 2007 12:51 PM

Throw Osama from the Train

I remember Osama

#16 - Posted by: owen johnson on September 7, 2007 12:51 PM

Osama and Osama'er

There's Something About Osama

Stuck on Osama

#17 - Posted by: Chinaski on September 7, 2007 12:52 PM

Night of the Living Osama
Dawn of the Osama

#18 - Posted by: Chuck on September 7, 2007 12:57 PM

Obama shack!

#19 - Posted by: owen johnson on September 7, 2007 12:59 PM

O - sama, Where Art Thou?

#20 - Posted by: Chinaski on September 7, 2007 01:00 PM

Osama and Me
Osama 9/11
Bowling for Osama

#21 - Posted by: owen johnson on September 7, 2007 01:04 PM

Mama always says Osama is as Osama does.

#22 - Posted by: Rox on September 7, 2007 01:05 PM

The Good, the Bad, and Osama

#23 - Posted by: Jake Ace on September 7, 2007 01:05 PM

Good Osama Hunting
Breakfast at Osama's
It's a Mad Mad Mad Osama World

#24 - Posted by: owen johnson on September 7, 2007 01:10 PM

Weekend at osamas (weekend at bernies)
Osammy boy (tommy boy)

#25 - Posted by: Fork on September 7, 2007 01:11 PM

Weekend at Osama's

#26 - Posted by: violingig on September 7, 2007 01:11 PM

--The Bin Laden Files

--The Osama Ultimatum

#27 - Posted by: glockman on September 7, 2007 01:12 PM

A Fistfull of Osamas
Osamafull Metal Jacket
Alien vs. Osama
The Hunt for Red Osama
Clear and Present Osama

#28 - Posted by: dRoast on September 7, 2007 01:15 PM

To Osama, Thanks for everything, Julie Newmar.

#29 - Posted by: RokNRolMartian on September 7, 2007 01:17 PM

Breakfast at Osama's
The Great Osamatini
Dr. Strangeosama
Fail Safsama
The Arab Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Pink Mist
Jihadis In The (Pink) Mist
About a Wellidon (Boy)
Osama the Barbarian
Pretty Osama
Jihadis Gone Wild

#30 - Posted by: Hoefer on September 7, 2007 01:18 PM

I can't believe nobody's said it yet:

Osama Wars
The Osama Strikes Back
Return of the Osama

#31 - Posted by: Abigail on September 7, 2007 01:22 PM

Osama of Arabia

#32 - Posted by: tomg on September 7, 2007 01:23 PM

Eh, next time I look closer before opening my big mouth. Still, nobody's said the first one yet.

#33 - Posted by: Abigail on September 7, 2007 01:23 PM

The Joooooooos! Brothers

#34 - Posted by: Well Dunn on September 7, 2007 01:23 PM

2001: An Osama Odyssey
A Camel Called Osama
Blazing Osama's
Dead Like Osama

#35 - Posted by: Cardinal on September 7, 2007 01:25 PM

Osama: Reloaded
Legally Osama
Beauty and Osama
Cindersama
Sleeping Osama
101 Osamas
Osama Mermaid
Osama Bin Laden and the Jihadist's Stone
"" and the Cave of Secrets
"" and the Prisoner of Guantanamo
"" and the Tunnel of Firearms
"" and the Order of Al Qaeda
"" and the Half-blood Arab
"" and the Deadly Bombs

Hopefully, that'll be my last addition. I need to get schooling...

#36 - Posted by: Hazel on September 7, 2007 01:25 PM

The Osama Hunter
Pulp Osama
Osama Almighty
The Big Osama

#37 - Posted by: kerrcarto on September 7, 2007 01:27 PM

Osama of the Traveling Pants

Osama and Louise

Practical Osama

Osama and the Holy Grail (yeeesh!)

brokeback Osama

Osama and Kumar go to White Castle...and then HELL!

#38 - Posted by: shimauma on September 7, 2007 01:33 PM

Everything You Wanted to Know About Osama but Were Afraid to Ask
The Osama that Roared

#39 - Posted by: tomg on September 7, 2007 01:37 PM

How about....


Osama Potter and the Terrorists's Bomb?

#40 - Posted by: Sir Andrew on September 7, 2007 02:04 PM

Bring Me the Head of Osama Bin Laden

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Osama, But Were Afraid to Ask*

Osama&Carol&Osama&Alice

#41 - Posted by: owen johnson on September 7, 2007 02:11 PM

When Obama Met Sally

Sally could not have an orgasm because of her female circumcision!

#42 - Posted by: owen johnson on September 7, 2007 02:21 PM

not having read any other comments, i offer these suggestions :

Osama Space
Osamaocracy
The Fifth Osama
The Osama Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum (a trilogy!)
I Think I Love My Osama
Osama Royal
The Osama Strikes Back
*Osama Holiday Special
Bridge To 72 Virgins
The Chronicles of Osama
The Osamaness Bride
Fear and Loathing in Tora Bora
The Neverending Osama

(* bonus nerd points if you know what this one references...)

#43 - Posted by: shane on September 7, 2007 02:22 PM

How's about:

Osamaface
Osama Time Next Year
Radiosama Days
Videosamadrome
The Taking of Pakistan One Two Three
The Kidney Stays in The Picture

#44 - Posted by: bunkerboy on September 7, 2007 02:24 PM

Die Hard, please. Pretty please.

#45 - Posted by: ExUrbanKevin on September 7, 2007 02:24 PM

There's something about Osama
Meet the Osama
O Osama where art thou?
Osamanator 2: Jihad Day
Die Osama
Die Osama with a Vengeance
Die Osama once more
Live Opressed and Die Osama
The Dukes of Osama
Osama of the Torabora: Curse of the black bomber
Osama House
Osammashack
Plains, Trains, and Osama
Bring Osama On
Mean Osama
Osama and the Beast (featuring Jane Fonda)
Osama Report
O.U: Osama Unintelligence
Kill Osama
Catch Osama if you can
Bowling for Osamabine (directed by Michael Moore)
Sickosama (again, directed by Michael Moore)
King Kongsama (with lots of monkeys)

#46 - Posted by: forensicator on September 7, 2007 02:25 PM

Osama and the Angry Inch
When Osama Met RonPaul
Pulp Osama
Osama of Arabia
A Clockwork Osama
Osama and the Holy Grail
Das Osama
Osama Gump
The Elephant Osama

#47 - Posted by: Master Shake on September 7, 2007 02:30 PM

Fargosama

Osama in the Moonlight

The Osama Connection

Planes, Trains and Osamamobiles

The Osama Couple

Grumpy Old Osamas

Dr Osamalove (or How I learned to love Jihad)

Osamafinger

Iwosama Jima

The Seven Osamuri

#48 - Posted by: fishlaw on September 7, 2007 02:32 PM

Kill Osama, Vol. 2
Cool Hand Osama
Osama-Hur
Kill Osama, Vol. 1
O for Osama
The Osama Hunter
The Princess Osama
Osama and the Sundance Kid

#49 - Posted by: Master Shake on September 7, 2007 02:33 PM

Little Miss Osama
Osama Day Afternoon
The Big Osama
The Grapes of Osama
The Osama Vanishes
A Christmas Osama
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Osamas
Cinderella Osama
Osama of the Dead
The Man Who Shot Osama bin Laden

#50 - Posted by: Master Shake on September 7, 2007 02:36 PM

N ur tV
u w4ch mE

#51 - Posted by: tomg on September 7, 2007 03:41 PM

The Osama Syndrome

#52 - Posted by: owen johnson on September 7, 2007 03:55 PM

OH OSAMA!

#53 - Posted by: j.d. on September 7, 2007 04:02 PM

Osama Wonka and the IED Factory

#54 - Posted by: owen johnson on September 7, 2007 04:06 PM

* Soysamalent Green

* A Boy & His Osama

* Osama Yeller

* Osama Got Run Over By An Abrams

* BinLaden Runner

* OVA - Osama versus America

* 7 Virgin Brides for Osama's 7 Brothers

* Osama Darko

* O for Osama

* I Know What You Did in '01

* I Still Know What You Did in '01

...and - okay - pretty obvious...

* The Fugitive?!

#55 - Posted by: CCHEMuse on September 7, 2007 04:10 PM

Osamagan's Island
My three Hadji's
Osama Knows Best
Children of the Koran
Bombsmoke!
The Incredible Osamaness of being..blown up
HR Osamastuff
My dinner with Osama
Two pigs for Osama's sister

#56 - Posted by: Lazlo on September 7, 2007 05:14 PM

...an entry from my extremely clever 13 yodd:


Big Osama's House

#57 - Posted by: CCHEMuse on September 7, 2007 05:45 PM

OSAMABACK MOUNTAIN
Damn, my new provider lets me comment again!

#58 - Posted by: Writer on September 7, 2007 06:21 PM

Charlotte's Web II: Osama's great Adventure

#59 - Posted by: Writer on September 7, 2007 06:44 PM

About 45 years ago there was a song about names. In fact, I think it was titled Name Game.
The tune is in the mind, but some of you need to add the words.
I can almost hear it now.

#60 - Posted by: Skul on September 7, 2007 08:21 PM

Binsformers

#61 - Posted by: ZK on September 7, 2007 11:49 PM

Osama's love letters to Liberals.

Paradise Still Lost

72 Virgins and A Bomb

Where's Waldo Hiding Osama

#62 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 8, 2007 12:57 AM

Spank Me Osama
Say Ahhhhhsama
Back Door Bros and Osama
Osama Swallows
Anal Osama
Two Bros and Osama
Well Hung and Osama

#63 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 8, 2007 06:32 AM

The Departed

#64 - Posted by: Frank G on September 8, 2007 08:03 AM

I can't belive that no one has thought of....

"Scent of Osama"


for one thing, by now he's gotta smell pretty bad (dead or alive).

Gotta admit, I like "Throw Osama From the Train"

#65 - Posted by: Jerub-Baal on September 8, 2007 09:27 AM

Farenheit 9/11
Redacted
Loose Change

Wait, Osama didn't make those??? Who could tell?

#66 - Posted by: Kent on September 8, 2007 09:53 AM

Da Osama Code

#67 - Posted by: WyoCon on September 8, 2007 11:41 AM

*Dude, where's my Osama?
*Crouching camel, hidden Osama
*The Osamanator

#68 - Posted by: No-L on September 8, 2007 03:29 PM

Unforgiven

#69 - Posted by: Jake Ace on September 8, 2007 05:34 PM

Bowling for Palestine

#70 - Posted by: Greg K on September 9, 2007 07:11 AM

Weekend at Binny's (weekend at bernies)

#71 - Posted by: Fork on September 10, 2007 09:51 AM

Don't be a menace to Al Qaeda while drilling for oil in da hood.

#72 - Posted by: on September 10, 2007 06:51 PM

Osamashack

Osama House

Osama Pie

Blazing Osamas

Osamas Day Off

Saving Private Osama (starring harry reid)

To Osama or not to Osama

Romeo & Osama

Osama bin Laden: Men in Gowns

The Osama of Queens

Osamatouille

Up in Smoke

#73 - Posted by: Dutch on September 10, 2007 06:54 PM
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