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September 07, 2007
Osama's New Video *UPDATED* *AGAIN*
Posted by Frank J. at 03:31 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (23)

Since Bush is pretty much a lame duck (just not lamer than the Democratic Congress), why doesn't he respond to Osama's taped threats by going into the White House basement and taping threats of his own saying he will destroy all those who insult America? It would make him relevant again, because, hey, he just might do it (I hear he has nukes).

BTW, apparently Osama, with his newly dyed beard, is joining the nutroots in criticizing the Democrats for not ending the Iraq War. Those guys should really pool their resources.

UPDATE:

In the video, apparently Osama chastises the Democrats for not ending the war -- the thing they were elected to do, rants against "neoconservatives," praises Noam Chomsky, and talks about global warming and the Kyoto treaty.

Kos has to get this guy as a diarist before HuffPo does.

UPDATE 2:

Full transcript is here. Still reading it, but Osama really doesn't like Rumsfeld and seems to agree with the left that he should be tried for war crimes.

UPDATE 3:

Read it all. Osama basically says those who claim this is "Bush's war" are as innocent in this as he is innocent in 9/11 (i.e., not at all). He points to the election and failure of the Democrats as proof democracy doesn't work (maybe he has a point there), he rants about corporations like some Naderite, says how bad things are for our troops to basically urge us to "support the troops by bringing them home," says "no red blood for black oil," and has the usual crap about how we should all convert to Islam despite how sucky Islamic countries are. He even makes a conservative argument for it by arguing how Islam has low low taxes (only 2.5%!).

Oh, and the the new French president, Sarkozy, gets an angry mention. Welcome to the fold! There's hope for the French yet!

UPDATE 4:

What I don't get from the video is what exactly was the reaction he was hoping from 9/11 since apparently the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq weren't it.

UPDATE 5:

I should also note that Osama is not a Truther since he sounds pretty sure he's responsible for 9/11. Someone should ask him about WTC 7.

BTW, his beard might be fake. Here's what Exurban League believes an unshaven Osama might look like. IMAO came up with a different result for an unshaven Osama based on image and rhetoric analysis...

Actually, both Kos and Osama criticized the Dems today for not doing more to get out of Iraq. Coincidence? If we've learned anything from the nutroots it's that nothing is ever a coincidence.

Rating: 2.3/5 (12 votes cast)

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