The most humiliating part? When the Peep called Edwards "candyass" as the former senator was being carried out on a down-covered stretcher.

We give John Edwards a hard time about things, but rumor has it that he hasn't always been so feminine, but that it's a side effect brought on after accidentally seeing Fred Thompson naked in the men's room...It could happen to any of us.

For those of you not familiar with Cleveland, we have a bug here we call a Canadian Soldier. It's like a mosquito that doesn't bite. Spiders won't eat them.

I believe one of these Canadian Soldiers could hand Edwards his ass.

Bonus Fabulous Fact (Submitted via email as well):

John Edwards: Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.

Not to also mention the ass whoopin Shirley Temple gave him after he out-cutesied her in a tap dance competition.

I heard that Edwards was one time strong-armed into buying a pallet-full of Girl Scout cookies after the girls threatened to "work him over" if he didn't.

"Mirror,Mirror in mah hand,when will ah rule this land?"