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September 08, 2007
Just for the Record
Posted by Frank J. at 02:12 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (17)

We all know Rove is behind the newest Osama video, right? I mean there's no way Osama released a video on his own imitating every single left-wing talking point; that's just too perfect for us. He did everything but end his tirade with, "In conclusion, murderous terrorists and liberals are pretty much ideologically the same. Once again, if you take anything away from my speech, it should be that terrorists and liberals are almost exactly the same thing."

This is just too perfect for us; it has to be Rove.

BTW, I think it's funny how the liberals are acting like all we right wing bloggers conspired together to use the talking point that Osama sounds like a left-wing blogger. Did they ever consider that the reasons we all said he sounds exactly like a left-wing blogger is because he sounds exactly like a left-wing blogger? If in his video he had said, "Hey! Hey! Hey!" in a deep voice, we'd all be saying he sounded like Fat Albert. Instead, he said, "Democrats need to get America our of Iraq now and you need to read Chomsky and worry about global warming," so we're all saying he sounds like a liberal blogger. Occam's razor.

Rating: 2.3/5 (6 votes cast)

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17 Responses To "Just for the Record"

Rovsama Bin Karl did sound a lot like a lefty blogger. Except for when Karlsama Rov Ladin tried to lure people to Islam by offering super low taxes. That was not a Dem talking point because the far left Democrats want super high taxes - right? He wasn't right by the way. While some middle east countries do have very low taxes they also have very high corporate tax rates -- Osama didn't share this information about the high corporate taxes. By the way Osama is still alive because Bush sucks at fighting terror.

#1 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on September 8, 2007 02:54 PM

Kinda reminds me of my brother as a child. He discovered hair mousse so he started putting a heaping handful of it in each side of his hair, causing unsightly white flakes. I took him aside and told him he was using too much mousse and there were white flakes in his hair. He blew up at me saying that everybody in the family was saying that to him and accusing us all of waking up before him and deciding what we all would say that day to annoy him.

'Course back then he was too young to shave with Occam's Razor. What's the liberal bloggers' excuse?

#2 - Posted by: Wacky Hermit on September 8, 2007 02:57 PM

Does this mean OBL is a pedophile?

#3 - Posted by: Socrates on September 8, 2007 03:01 PM

He didn't mention anything about gay marriage, he didn't use the words Chimpymcbushitler, he didn't make fun of Rush's drug problem, or he didn't call everyone else racists so he is not exactly a left-wing blogger.

#4 - Posted by: on September 8, 2007 03:22 PM

I kinda felt sorry for these nut-jobs. Imagine waking up one day and hearing the face of evil regurgitate your talking points.
Then I read through a few of thier comments, and now I don't feel a bit sorry for them.

OBL is a pedophile. Those virgins don't have an age limit. Or a gender restriction....

#5 - Posted by: will.see on September 8, 2007 03:33 PM

"Did they ever consider that the reasons we all said he sounds exactly like a left-wing blogger is because he sounds exactly like a left-wing blogger?"

If they could apply logic or reasoning, they wouldn't be lefty bloggers. Of course it is the hyper-efficient all encompassing right wing conspiracy comprised exclusively of totally brainwashed idiots who are releasing the tapes from Bin Laden so that the incompetent mastermind McChimpyBushhitler can declare itself dictator for life.

#6 - Posted by: Brian the Adequate on September 8, 2007 04:11 PM

"Think Progress" does neither.

#7 - Posted by: Jim Treacher on September 8, 2007 04:17 PM

Yeah the low taxes thing really came out of left field... Erm, right field I guess? Anyway, I guess he heard about the Fairness Doctrine and wanted to squeeze in both sides to make sure it got aired.

#8 - Posted by: Xpheyel on September 8, 2007 06:17 PM

And the money quote from the link:

"Frank J, a Pajamas Media blogger, concludes “Kos has to get this guy as a diarist before HuffPo does.”"

Congratulations, Frank!!

#9 - Posted by: ss396 on September 8, 2007 06:50 PM

Comment #17 "damn...sure wish you hadn't given that frankj any kind of attention...
oy... that one does not need a bigger ego..."

hehe you even got their panties in a bunch over @ "think progress"
friggin meatheads
Give 'em hell Frank!

-Ed-

#10 - Posted by: on September 8, 2007 07:57 PM

The difference is that right-wing bloggers, while expressing the same sentiment, don't all do it in the same language. Contrast with the MSM, as Rush so often does with the "gravitas" montage.

#11 - Posted by: on September 8, 2007 10:10 PM

Oh Great! Now Osama's going to be a guest in the Minneapolis airport! Thanks!

#12 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 9, 2007 04:41 AM

Seriously, I think the lefties and Usama have tons in common... they already share similar ideals and principles, and just think how small a carbon footprint he has, considering he lives in a cave and rides a camel everywhere!

We'll be lucky if we don't see him accepting donations from Soros soon.

#13 - Posted by: G8r on September 9, 2007 06:40 AM

I thought OBL was already posting on the Kos Kids site. Right Wing Nuthouse blog has a great post on this titled "Osama to Post on Daily Kos."

#14 - Posted by: Juan the Neo-Con on September 9, 2007 11:59 AM

"I thought OBL was already posting on the Kos Kids site."

That's the really scary thing - not just that he reads these blogs, but that when some wacko troll comes on this site now, there's a very, very distant chance it's actually Osama bin Laden posting the latest Chomsky/Rumsfeld/Neo-con conspiracy that he read on some leftwing blog. . . . I mean, sure, he doesn't know English, but that's never stopped any of the trolls who post here.

#15 - Posted by: on September 9, 2007 02:33 PM

New Osama video seems yet another forgery. Everyone needs Osama alive:
terrorists as symbolic leader and the US Administration - to avoid
scaling down the war on terror.
Obadiah Shoher rightly notes (
http://www.samsonblinded.org/news/osama-commemorates-911-1114 ) that
new Osama talks like a leftist university professor. I like Shoher's
analysis. No way a terrorist leader like Osama would use a speechwriter. Osama is famous
for his rhetoric.
Also, in the tape Osama both threatens America with attack (by
"proving" Americans polytheists) and offers (yet another time)
long-term coaching in Islam.
But his dyed beard makes me cautious. Islam's mujahedeen dye their
beards before battle.

#16 - Posted by: Eugene on September 9, 2007 08:18 PM

So these guys can find hundreds of similarities between Republicans and the National Socialist party, but can't see a connection between OBL's politics and their own?

By the way, I'm firmly in the "it's fake" camp. I think OBL has been Tango Uniform for years.

#17 - Posted by: Stephen on September 10, 2007 06:23 PM
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