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September 11, 2007
lolterizt! Part 14
On this 6th anniversary of 9/11, a thought for terrorists: We're not terrorized. We're laughing at you.
Reader submissions: From Tom in Knoxvegas: PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images. Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank. 7 Responses To "lolterizt! Part 14"
We can live with those idiots - as long as they're the ones dying. #1 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 11, 2007 01:58 PMDo you wonder how many little rocks could be made out of that big rock in Mecca? Say if 5-6 Tomahawks hit it.
Wouldn't do any good. They'd just rebuild it. By the way, according to several websites: "The holiest city for the Muslims is Makkah-tul-Mukarramah. It is not "Mecca". Saudi Arabia had officially changed the spelling of the name of this city to "Makkah" a few years ago after realizing the derogatory usage of the word by the Western media and Western authors." Looks like we should start saying "Makkah." I wonder how long it will be before they think the Western world is using THAT name derogatorily? You mean something like: "A small yield nuke there would Makkah real mess?"
I've always liked the Tomahawk idea. Jimmy has a point - apparently the Kaabah has been rebuilt a couple times over the ages. But it's there to house - of all things - the Holy Meteorite of Islam, the Black Stone: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Stone . And I'm pretty sure turning it into The Holy Grains of Black Sand Scattered for Miles would diminish the fetish value of that place. I say go for it. #5 - Posted by: JJ on September 12, 2007 09:57 AMI'd love to carve the Rock From Heaven into individual bricks- 2974 bricks, to be sure- and build a big smoker for kosher meats. #6 - Posted by: AlanABQ on September 12, 2007 04:18 PMDidn't mention it that day, but thanks for posting this. It was greatly needed. #7 - Posted by: Alice H on September 13, 2007 01:25 AMPost a comment
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