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September 11, 2007
On 9/11, he went to Twitter and said...
If Jesus came back and saw all this, I'd think he'd cop a plea. I sure as hell wouldn't die for all this species' sins. Ward Chruchill the Fake Indian called the WTC victims "Little Eichmans." Based on his politics, you'd think he'd venerate Eichman. For lunch, I'm eating a ham and cheese with bacon sandwich. Yahweh. Allah, and my doctor can bite my ass. Buddhism is the true religion of peace. They should sue Islam for deceptive marketing practices. I don't need 72 virgins. Just give me four hotties in bikinis playing beach volleyball on ESPN2. And some cheese fries. If Abu Hamsa al Masri were deported, his severed head would hit the tarmac first. A UK jail is Paradise for him. Evil exists. Moral relativism is an evil in an of itself. Comparison of civilization to barbarism on equal grounds is shameful myopic guilt. Saddam is dead. Pinochet is dead. Waldheim is dead. Arafat is dead. Fahd is dead. So when good people die, take comfort in death's totality. How many problems would be solved if India and Pakistan had a nuclear war? Can we outsource the inevitable Iran-USA conflict somehow? All those eloquent statements by America's celebrities. So glad their writers ran out of material. It just didn't sound natural. The only good that came out of the towers collapsing was the silencing of so many NYC tv and radio transmitters. So much garbage these days. We are not all New Yorkers, as Rudy G. claimed back in 2001. No, to our enemies, we are all INFIDELS. Never worry that your daughter will be forced to wear a burkah in an Islamic state of America. We'll all be beheaded first. Loose Change is the Plan 9 From Outer Space of documentaries. Gazans danced with glee on 9/11. They still do, but CNN & BBC won't show it. Too many kidnappings, you know. Bad for business. When I hear conspiracists talk about 4,000 Jews staying home from work on 9/11, I like to tell them "And they know where you live." I don't consider Lebanon a country. It is a pathetic, weak-willed tool used by other countries for violence upon others. (and then he arrived at work) 24 Responses To "On 9/11, he went to Twitter and said..."
Lebanon is not a pathetic country. American people are pathetics,they're ignorants and empty.Look at your sheety president before critisizing other people or country.
Wow, Laurence Simon. That's quite of list of thoughts on a day like this. And to the above poster, if you're in the US and whereever you're from, go home. #2 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 11, 2007 11:08 AM"The intolerance, the stupidity, the ignorance,..." Well, at least he got THAT right. #3 - Posted by: on September 11, 2007 11:39 AMWell done, Lair. Those on the other side can kiss my hairy American ass. #4 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on September 11, 2007 12:04 PMFirst poster needs to realize something, namely age does not mean civilization, accomplishment in the arts and humanities, in science and all the other endeavors of an advanced society does. By that measure America is more "civilized" than almost any other nation on earth, and the only reason for the caveat of "almost" is my respect for my ancestral homeland. #5 - Posted by: Trigger on September 11, 2007 12:20 PMMy response to first poster: Egypt has been around for thousands of years. So, how many clitorectomies are performed in Egypt every year? And how many girls/women die from this barbaric mutulation? #6 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on September 11, 2007 12:25 PM"I don't need 72 virgins. Just give me four hotties in bikinis playing beach volleyball on ESPN2. And some cheese fries."
As much as I agree with most of your points, you got the first one wrong. Jesus gave up his life for all the past and future sins of man. That He had such love for us is beyond human comprehension, as I too would find it hard to give my life for this world. #8 - Posted by: fishlaw on September 11, 2007 02:09 PMTo the first poster. North America maybe be young by European or middle east standards. But the middle east has not evolved culturally, economically or scientifically since the inception of islam. All great leaps forward in science, technology, agriculture, culture, economics and freedom have either come from Europe or North America. Nothing has come from the middle east for at least 1400 yrs except what we gave them(oil). The great culture, technology and science from the middle east can from cults and religions prior to the arrival of Islam and nothing since, so don't take credit for something you and your religion had no part in. #9 - Posted by: cdn.infidel on September 11, 2007 03:06 PM"I don't need 72 virgins. Just give me four hotties in bikinis playing beach volleyball on ESPN2. And some cheese fries." How about 2 teams of 4 each (all brunettes) and in HD, bacon on the cheese fries, a tall cold beer... and a recliner.... #10 - Posted by: ChrisA on September 11, 2007 03:50 PMEver notice when foreigners talk about why they hate America, it's always *feelings* (lefty bullshit)? It's about how Americans are "arrogant" or "stupid" or "empty" or "superficial" or whatever. But when we (Americans) hate a group of people, it's for concrete actions, like killing civilians or inciting violence or trying to destroy a sovereign ally (i.e. Israel) or (as Larry mentioned) genital mutilations or other barbaric shit. What I'm saying is, objectively speaking, the reasons people hate America are irrational/subjective, while the only people Americans hate (on the whole), we hate for rational/objective reasons. #11 - Posted by: James on September 11, 2007 03:54 PMHi poster #1 Lebanon is not a pathetic country but has been getting there with the help of Islamists. It used to the "Paris of the Middle East" but thanks to Mo and his friends is closer to Detroit. By the way you mentionIsrael as "barbaric". hmmm..1/5th of Israel is Arabs yet the 21 Arabic nations are pretty much jew-free. Why do Palestinians run to the Hadassah Hospital near Jerusalem instead of in Ramallah ? I feel sorry for the Palestinians because they remind me of contestants on the game show "Lets Make a Deal" and that they always throughout history have always chosen the door with the porcelin pig instead of the cadillac. You should stop watching Al-Jazeera as your outlook and info is pretty much like a blind man with glasses #12 - Posted by: on September 11, 2007 04:46 PMI didn't even realize you posted today (too busy to keep much a watch of my own site). Great thoughts -- I'd love more in the future. #13 - Posted by: Frank J. on September 11, 2007 04:58 PMThanks to the hairy american ass,i'm allergic to hair and to silicon also.wow, i'm happy, i made u feel bad, i offended u cause i critisize ur country. To the 1st poster: This is what we get for not following our first instinct and blowing your third-world shit-hole of a country into a sea of molten, radioactive glass on 9/12. Go hump your sheep- it's LONELY without you. #15 - Posted by: Bile, Snark, and Sneer on September 11, 2007 08:05 PMIt's never too late Bile, Snark and Sneer. We still could. I rather liked that old "Bag-o-glass" skit on SNL year ago. "So Barbi gets cut a little." Remember that one? I can laugh thinking about it. Love your site. #16 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 11, 2007 09:42 PMVery Smart comments. It's interesting that there are some people who just can't get the drift of "If you don't like (A): go back from whence you came Life is about choices. It's your choice to ingest what ever tripe you choose. It's my choice to listen to your whining or tell you to shut up and take your sorry butt back to the 14th century where you and your ilk are more comfortable. (which of course I would never do, I'd want to, but I wouldn't) It's also my choice to say, Have a blessed day. For all their wealth, the Saudi Royal Family and Rafik Hariri's family didn't get their medical services from their home countries. Both tended to hop on planes and come to Houston, TX. In America. Kinda shows how much faith they have in their own societies for the basic services of life, despite spending millions and billions on basic social services and education. Ponder than when you watch Al-Manar, wave Hezbollah's banner around, and call them wonderful social services providers to the masses. #19 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on September 12, 2007 09:56 AMLaurence Simon u have caca merde in ur eyes and ur mind(if u have one), u don't know anything about hariri's country so just shut up. Yeah yeah yeah... typical French, thinking Juifs are subhuman. So, are you one of those "immigrant" French that go around burning cars all night, or do your roots go far enough back to the days when your grandparents willingly handed Jews over to the Nazis while those that fled your perfidy ended up forming the French Resistance to help the Allies drive them off? #21 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on September 12, 2007 12:20 PMTrolls, trolls, trolls too bad they don't have real meaningful activities in which to dissipate their vitriol. Or in trollspeak too bad they ain't got nothing better to do, so they don't sound so stupid and mean. Good column Laurence. #22 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 12, 2007 01:28 PMI'm reading this late but I have to say that this is excellent. #23 - Posted by: Josephine on September 13, 2007 07:14 PMitalic Post a comment
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