One of my top three favorite comics, tends sometimes to lean a little left, but, you can't have it all.

Come to think of it, the cat has lately been selling T-shirts under the company name of "Monkeywear?", and they sell well in the comic. I can see you selling a ton on this site. Seriously.

Why we won't have:

"An Invasion by Hostile Aliens:"

Because so far the only aliens technologically advanced enough to visit Earth seem primarily interested in abducting hicks and probing anuses. These poor creatures cross the vast emptiness of space only to crash their saucers in New Mexico and have no technology to avoid detection by farm folk with disposable cameras.

Now that's funny right there.

Here's another link: Flag , Sad, truly sad.

No kidding Seanmahair. But some of us need to laugh tonight to counter all the bad news. So here's something I posted earlier in Harvey's "Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact"

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If this doesn't make you chuckle, then laughter is not contagious:

Witness to traffic accident

Warning: Your stomach may seriously hurt afterwards! Mine did.

Get Fuzzy is hilarious, even though the pet's owner is a lefty. Bucky the cat once decides he's going to eat a real monkey 20 times his size with a spork. It's a riot.
Dean Barnett was more measured than the twit deserved. I'm suprised "Total" Dick Durbin got a pass for comparing real hero Petraus with Kerry and the swiftboat vets.

Hmm, that Fuzzy is just the second cat I've ever liked

thanks Frank, for reminding me I've been missing my Bucky Katt. not as good as Calvin and Hobbes, but then nothing is. it's got as good a claim at 2nd place as anything else though.

Re #4 (Flag):

(d) The flag should never be used as wearing apparel

--4 USC Section 1 (The Flag Code)

I know what's coming: "That's MY flag, I defended it, and no flag-nazi's gonna tell me how to display it." The flag is over-exposed; thus subject to easy defamation. It belongs on (some) government installations, our military, special occasions, and not your car antenna and made-in-China sportswear. Now, question my patriotism.

Get Fuzzy is hysterical. He is constantly bashing on the dumocrats-- thereby proving Frank's Razor that liberals are great targets for humor; while being largely incapable of using it effectively themselves.

You should have read the Get Fuzzy for 8/13. You cannot get to it on the site anymore, they only let you go back 30 days. The cat took a call from an environmentalist and told her to call back when Rob was home because he "would throw more money at her than a democrat at a gay atheists bake sale."