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September 13, 2007
11 Responses To "Daily Fred Thompson Fact"
Or it says "if you utter so much as ONE SYLLABLE, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!!! If you want to fax me, press the star key." #1 - Posted by: shimauma on September 13, 2007 08:29 AMFred! Thompson doesn't appreciate people trying to tell him things, its a healthy assumption that he already knows what you're going to say. #2 - Posted by: AR on September 13, 2007 10:09 AMFred Thompson's mailing list does not have need for an 'unsubscribe' feature. Fred is so wise that he knows anyone who would want to unsubscribe is simply suffering from some mental ailment and when they regain their senses would just have to subscribe all over again; Fred, therefore, saves time for the poor wafflers. #3 - Posted by: your father on September 13, 2007 10:21 AMOk, so I have for quite a while copy and pasted the Daily Fred facts and sent them to friends of mine... But I have to say that lately they haven't been as good, so there has been no laughs shared between us. Luckily for me, you aren't Fred, so I lived to dissent against you lol =) -The Rat. #4 - Posted by: Ratmonkey on September 13, 2007 10:39 AMFred has an alternate message: "If you're a Republican, press one. If you're a Reagan Democrat, press two. If you're a liberal, DROP DEAD. #5 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 13, 2007 12:22 PMYou know... that kinda reminds me of one of the Ask a Ninja omnibuses. One of the questions was, "What's the difference between a jedi and a ninja?" To which he answered, "Jedis are safely tucked away on your DVD, ninjas are standing right behind you." (Probably not the exact quote) We should get the goons at Kos and MoveOn to call Fred. #7 - Posted by: ChrisA on September 13, 2007 01:19 PM
I did not get a certificate error. :) #8 - Posted by: _Jon on September 13, 2007 02:24 PMIs this the same "Fred" that wants Osama to be arrested and receive due process? Another in a long line of Fred flops. There is no real Fred, he is a fictional TV character that resembles: SKELATOR. #9 - Posted by: WB on September 13, 2007 06:49 PMI'm soooo glad you have dropped the word "Goober" from your posts, WB. Now we can have some real fun. Hey, if you arrest Osama in New York City ("New York City??? We're gonna have to shut you down."), you gotta give him "due process." #10 - Posted by: Jimmy on September 13, 2007 07:26 PMHis voice mail begins "To hear my message in English, press one. For other languages, press two." Anyone who presses two receives 800 million votes of electrical energy through his phone line. Fred refers to this as "the surge." #11 - Posted by: Gullyborg on September 14, 2007 02:47 AMPost a comment
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