Just another old ghost that haunts this site...

Just making sure I didn't screw up my first request somehow.

Take a break? Who will entertain me?

I want to be featured as a ronin.

Oooh Ooh I want to be featured!

I'm with Hazel on the screw up part. Also, do I get donuts?

I can't wait to be asked my favorite questions.

Bring it on!

I thought I was a cool guy, but after seeing some of the other people, I'm starting to think I am not that cool. But I can pertend, right?

I think my time has come.

PICK ME!

All you Ronin wanna be's! You're disgustingly RONIN!

me me me!! Thanks.

I'm ronin enough to actually risk my neck out here... mememememememeeee! :-D

I am Ronin!

Well, I think I'm Ronin.

I'd like to be Ronin. Can I be? Ronin?

Ooo! Ooo! Pick me!

I think K T Cat is one of the biggest RONIN out there.

Please profile me

please profile me, look i slay hippies.

Long time reader and lurker, would love a shot at the questions. And the hippies.

I would like to do it.

In the interest of representing the senior Ronin, I volunteer. Will you get any answers besides "we're almost there" or "not now you'll spoil your supper" or "because I said so"? We'll see...

I must confess, I am typically a Lurker, but at least a daily lurker. At your service, my liege.
What's that smell?

Ooh Ooh, pick me, pick me, I have a great jump shot.

Me too, please.

I like pie. Mmmmmmmm pie. Want pie now!!!!

Or, I'll settle for a profile.

I haven't commented here since before you got married, but I damned well expect to be moved to the front of the line. Does that make me seem more like Hillary! or the REV Jesse?

I am too busy and important to be profiled, tap me when you are out of "lazy blog citizens" and need an "important professional" person.

Oh oh, Mr. Kotter!

FrankJ,
Like all good Ronin, if selected, I shall faithfully wear my karate Gi uniform. Nevermind that, you know, I don't actually know any karate. Or that I have a big gut that would look silly in a Gi.

not me!!!

But I would like to see some MFL and see how they respond.

pick me!

Please pick Jimmy and Brian the Adequate. I'd love to read more about them. Not to sound too John Edwardsish. (shudder) And after those two, if you would honor me with your inquiry, I'd be, once again, your humble servant.

If you pick me, I promise to go out an punch a hippie!

This give me an opportunity to try this for now.

If you find yourself scraping the bottom of the barrel, I can probably spare some time from re-reading my old Aquaman comics...er, I mean, punching hippies and killing monkeys (not necessarily in that order).

Please, please, please let me be featured! I'll give you cookies!

I'd enjoy it, but by all means take your time.

I'm in.

Yeah, I've only said it like three times now that I'd like to be profiled. Please pick me!

Frank, the barrel bushing on your 1911 looks kinda loose - I don't think you could hit a terrorist past 300 yards with that sloppy thing... Now pick me, or I shall be forced to taunt you again!

Count me in.

I could use the hits!

Sign me up!

Sign me up!

Okay, that was just the comments being retarded.

But again, sign me up.

I'd like to be profiled.
On my 5-year blog anniversary would be good (10 Oct 07)

Put me in coach!

I still think it would be fun.

I'm in.

I'll sign up - but I have to warn you, I'm pretty boring....

Yep, still interested. :)

Pick ME! I'm ever so clever. And I can rhyme.

oooo pick me, pick me....I edjuka...edgeca...ejdguew....SMART

As an early subject of The Ronin Profiles, I offer this warning: Your time in the limelight is fleeting. Cherish it. For all too soon, you'll feel the vast, looming emptiness that once held your celebrity, you'll have fever dreams of what you once were and it will gnaw at your soul. Don't become what I have, a pathetic, smelly has-been, sitting in a lawn chair in my empty living room, watching a black and white TV, drinking Listerine and eating stale Rold Gold pretzels, alone with my misery, and my cat, who is only waiting for my death so she can feast on my carcass. Beware, those of you who now seek the glory of Ronin!

Sayonara...

I want to be asked what you favorite political issue is. Me favorite political issue not be grammar.

I am commenting on this post as ordered.

oohh - (raising hand)- me too! me too!

I want to play, pick me, pick me!!

pick me! pick me!!

I mean pick me pick me!!

Give me all your extra ammo and a profile. Keep the smelly hippies away! I have to put up with enough of them where I work!

eh. i'm available.

I go by two names, keith and beez, so who knows if I ever agreed to this. So, now, I formally (and for the last and possibly, but not probably, first time) agree.

I hate being last in line. Where's my 9mm? Humm??This crowd might shoot back, I better move up to the 50 cal and go for one good shot. (Just kidding)

Ok {command voice on} "All Monkey Faced Liberals out of the line!" {command voice off}
rats - that didn't work very well

Ok {excited voice on} "Look over there, Britneys getting out of the car and shes not wearing her panties!" {excited voice off}"
Of course nobody moved but I did hear someone say "Bin there, done that"

Ok last chance to move up...{honest indian voice on}Dear Frank and Sarah,
Pick me next and I'll clean your guns for a month....{honest indian voice off}

HAY for crying out loud pick me. I'm not getting any younger here!

Disclaimer: All promos and promises subject to availability.

I'm last in line now, but I don't have a 9mm. Is my .40 Glock or one of my .45ACP's acceptable? I'll see how long I can hold out here. Maybe I'll get picked someday.

Caution: May contain peanuts. (ssshhh! I'm hunting monkeys!)

Mr. Fu is not ronin, but he will consent to an interview by the illustrious Frank J..

I'd like to be profiled please. thanks

\Ro"nin"\, n. [Jap. r[=o]-nin, fr. Chin. lang profligate, lawless + j[^e]n (old sound n[=i]n) man.] In Japan, under the feudal system, a samurai who had renounced his clan or who had been discharged or ostracized and had become a wanderer without a lord; an outcast; an outlaw.

Let's do it by the numbers, kiddies; I have a very nice knife collection including my personal, well maintained KABAR,(Samurai),most of my family are "Dontknowcraps",(Renounced), the Beautiful Mrs.P,(wife),kicked me outta the house,(Discharged),her friends don't give me the time of day,(Ostracized),I have ADD and get easily distracted,(Wanderer),I really, really enjoy Frank n Harvey's humor,unlike my twoofer coworkers,(Outcast),AND, if you don't pick me,I'll steal your penguin.

You do have apenguin don't you? What's that smell?

If you don't profile me, I'll send Michael Moore to your house to explain why Cuba's health system is so much better than ours.

I read IMAO daily... comment rarely. Should I be profiled? YES.

Why?

1. I wear my "Club Gitmo" T-shirt to work in a union shop, and no one as of yet has had the balls to comment on it. (Nor about my Iraq Veterans for Bush, etc. shit, on my truck.)

2. My commie-lib hippie Sister has not even spoken to me since the 04' election. Guess she didn't like the Che Guevarra T-Shirt for Christmas. (not that I mind this all that much... Still trying to figure a way to hippie-punch her in a way that will not get me talked about within the Family. Suggestions welcome.)

This is a mere taste of my Lib-Crushing abilities.
Oh.... What the hell. I'll throw one more out there...

3. I moonlight as Fred Thompson's STUNT DICK!!!

I already asked, but I figured I'd do it again...even though my commenting has rapidly dropped off since going off to college, since I've been too busy learning about the awesomeness of Western Civilization and other such stuff at my amazingly non-hippie-infested school.

Wow. Frank J. would really talk to ME? Awesome!

Pick me!

Pick me! Pick me!

I already own a 50!

Pick me! Pick me!

If you pick me I will tell you my life story and make your wildest dreams come true.

If your wildest dream is hear my life story.

We can break the ice now, that Ron Paul is a kook eh?

I like cheese.

Count me in!

shore

I am not Ronin. I mean, I have my own clan I drag around with me everywhere, but I do own a few sets of swords. That's gotta count for something.

I would still like to be profiled.

I do not have a little 9mm, I have a manly 45!

OK, I'm in. School teachers aren't all DemCong traitors.

Oh, yeah. I also own the "finest close-quarter combat weapons system known to Man -- the M1911A1" which I carry with my Texas CCL.

I fenced saber and epee in graduate school and own a replica Patton Saber.

I think I qualify.

Posting here just because I can; Reading here because I like to.

riddle away.

Why not? I've never won anything in my life, so I may as well sign up for this and keep the disappointment coming!

me too! me too!

*waves hands about*

I am very confused. Do I post here even though I already asked? Do I not post here, because I am already on the list? Do I dare take the chance that I will miss out on the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make a fool of myself for the entire planet to see?

I had best not risk it, so here is my request to be profiled by someone besides the F.B.I.

Aha! I found it at last!

I hereby submit my application to Ronin Profiles.

*Raises hand from somewhere near the back*

Yes, I'd like in on this.