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September 14, 2007
Terminally Unserious
Posted by Frank J. at 01:00 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (12)

Kos still can't get over his Pyrrhic victory (or was a Pyrrhic loss?) in which they successfully defeated Joe Lieberman in the primary which did nothing more than give a net loss to the Democrats by making him go independent. Kos actually commissioned a poll on how people would vote now in that 2006 race -- despite that fact that Lieberman isn't next up until reelection until 2012 (the same year Fred Thompson will be up for reelection). I can just imagine Kos waking up in the middle of the night, jumping to his feet, and shaking his tiny fist while screaming, "Jooooo!" With all the serious issues we have in the world, this is the sort of thing these little wiener kids obsess on when not slandering serving generals or wishing cancer on political opponents.

Get over it, you little goober.

That these people have even the slightest influence on our government is a crime against humanity. They should all be placed in burlap sacks and thrown in a bog.

Rating: 2.3/5 (2 votes cast)

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12 Responses To "Terminally Unserious"

Talk about lucky. Kos commissions a poll to prove something...and the poll proves it. Man, that Kos-dude sure lives a charmed life.

#1 - Posted by: Steve L. on September 14, 2007 11:05 AM

Quick tell Lamont to save up for the 2012 election and see if he can have better luck, Hint do not let Kos endorse you.

#2 - Posted by: Denny on September 14, 2007 12:59 PM

Correction: They should all be placed in burlap sacks, beaten repeatedly, and thrown in a bog.

Can't forget to punch them in their dumb monkey faces before turning them into peat

#3 - Posted by: vootie on September 14, 2007 01:34 PM

Ummm...seems like a pretty mean thing to do to a bog that never harmed anyone.

#4 - Posted by: Fast Eddie on September 14, 2007 02:14 PM

I like the burlap bag! How about we put them in one, tie it shut and hang it from a tree about 50 yards out and tee-up a couple dozen buckets of balls (range balls are extra hard), after we tire of swinging our drivers we can then cut the bag down, tie it to the back of my truck and drag it a few miles back to my house where we will throw my cat Slammin’ Sammy into the sack and tie the top shut…Sam has all his claws and teeth and knows how to use them…when he’s had his fun (throw another male cat in for some extra “special” entertainment)…then we will let Sammy out and tie the bag shut but we will leave it outside overnight which will give our state bird here in Minnesota (mosquitos) a chance to drink their fill…then we will toss it into the bog!

#5 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 14, 2007 02:29 PM

USS Carter What did your cat do to deserve to be thrown in a bag with a smelly hippy? I have no doubt of his prowess, but FrankJ does not need PETA coming down hard on him.

#6 - Posted by: Denny on September 14, 2007 02:42 PM

Kos needs a mommy. Someone who will send him to his room when he's mean, or spank him when he hurts someone. (get your minds out of the gutter!!!) Too bad someone didn't take care of that sooner.

Even kindergardeners know the difference between what you should say and what you shouldn't. Unlike Kos they know, like him they do it anyway. I guess they have a lot in common, immaturity, selfishness, uncivilized behavior and irrational rage. Hope he grows up soon, he's running out of time.

#7 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 14, 2007 03:22 PM

Haven't you people seen what happens to people who get thrown in to bogs? They get preserved. Scientinst(bad spelling?) have been digging 1500 year old bodies and older out of bogs in europe. they were able to get finger prints off of one of them. I dont want them around that long and I am sure that if you think on it neither would you. Also I like bogs. you want to get rid of the MFL drop them into Mt Etna or other acttive volcano.

#8 - Posted by: tom on September 14, 2007 03:51 PM

Even though as a youngster my cat had his balls removed...he is a conservative and as such would relish a chance to work out his claws and teeth on a smelly hippie or any other liberal dick-head that Frank puts into the bag! He's a gamer!

#9 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 14, 2007 04:28 PM

Frank J.: Tom was right. Bogs preserve organic materials. Foisting our liberals off on the future generations would be a rotten thing to do. Also, when they are found in the bog, our future generations would wonder why all of them look distinctly alike--crazed, drooling (still), and stupid. And with their hand out, still waiting for something free.

#10 - Posted by: buffalo woman on September 14, 2007 04:38 PM

I rather like the pickled-in-a-peat-bog treatment for these tosspots. We could dig one up every few years to educate the kiddies, kinda like the old "Scared Straight" jail visits.

"Looky here, Bobby. This is what happens to MFLs. You don't wanna be a MFL now, do ya?"

"No, Daddy. Please put the scary dead MFL back in the bog."

#11 - Posted by: innominatus on September 14, 2007 06:37 PM

While Kos may be a bog deserving scum sucking dog, the term "Goober" should be reserved for the one and only original Fred "Goober" Thompson. The pride of Tennesee................and soon looser to the real man Rudy.

#12 - Posted by: WB on September 15, 2007 02:18 AM
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