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September 18, 2007
29 Responses To "Quote of the Day"
"Did you see him repressing me? You saw it didn't you?!" Bloody peasant... I mean, college student. #1 - Posted by: Hazel on September 18, 2007 05:29 PMLOL!!! Good one, Frank. #2 - Posted by: on September 18, 2007 05:30 PMHillary's transition team is sending out feelers. They are thinking Press Secretary, maybe even Deputy Atty Gen. for Civil Rights. Either way, everyone is very excited. Very "diamond in the rough," said a senior transition official, "He's like a George Stephanopoulos with better secondary masculine characteristics." #3 - Posted by: badmartin on September 18, 2007 05:54 PMSee? THIS is what happens when our form of government is based on some tart in a lake handing out magical swords (to paraphrase a brilliant piece of comedy). #4 - Posted by: khart208 on September 18, 2007 05:57 PMWhere's Sarcasm Man...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! #5 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 18, 2007 06:11 PMThe only thing missing was the kid from The Simpsons riding by on his bike going Haaa Haaaa. #6 - Posted by: Dohtimes on September 18, 2007 06:17 PMI really, REALLY hope that the President's next press secretary carries a taser. He doesn't even have to use it. Just display it every now and then. #7 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on September 18, 2007 06:30 PMMaybe he was having trouble remembering the words to O Holy Night. #8 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on September 18, 2007 06:36 PMI heard the audio version before I saw the video. Absolutely hilarious... He sounds just like the adolesent he is. Ow!!Ow! Ow! Owee! Ow! Incoherent, wild-eyed, rambling "questions;" expounding lunatic-level conspiracy theories with monkey-like enthusiasm; ability to turn almost everyone in the crowd against him through overly obnoxious behavior... Wait a minute... Has anyone ever actually seen Ron Paul and tasered-boy in the same room...??? I'm just sayin'... #10 - Posted by: Devil_Dog on September 18, 2007 07:08 PMCan we taser Helen Thomas next time she tries to stand up and ask a stupid question #11 - Posted by: bdobkins on September 18, 2007 07:09 PM"Don't taser me, bro!" Does this mean we have to refer to the police as "B'rer Pig" now? Man, I'm going straight to hell for that one.... #12 - Posted by: dkirk on September 18, 2007 07:12 PMWhat do you serve with fried moonbat? Red whine? #13 - Posted by: Raving Lunatic on September 18, 2007 07:13 PMI can just picture Ronnie pulling out his taser and really zapping Sam Donaldson. Instead of just pretending he couldn't hear the bellow of the media idiot. #14 - Posted by: ColoradoRight on September 18, 2007 07:29 PM"Just because some moistened bint lobs a scimitar (or gives you a microphone), that doesn't mean..." God Bless Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail. Christianity, and indeed, all religions should be so blessed. ...bit what the heck is a 'bint'? I know it's British slang for female, having seen an English (ahem) "Men's Magazine" proclaiming in neon letters "KOOKY BINTS IN KINKY BOOTS". (circa 1969) #15 - Posted by: heldmyw on September 18, 2007 07:44 PMI have been saying "Tax my tuna" for the past week or so, "Don't tazer me Bro" might work when the work load gets heavy. #16 - Posted by: on September 18, 2007 08:01 PMI say we sic the armless dude who "allegedly" killed his neighbor with a head-butt on this nancy boy. He's in Georgia, so the drive to FL would be quick... http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297212,00.html #17 - Posted by: Granny Boo on September 18, 2007 08:06 PMDoes this surprise anyone: http://ronpaul.meetup.com/80/?gj=sj2 #18 - Posted by: Room 237 on September 18, 2007 08:10 PMO’Reilly, on TV just now: "He is the biggest wimp in the United States of America." #19 - Posted by: on September 18, 2007 08:18 PMDoes this surprise you? Taser Boy is a Ron Paul supporter #20 - Posted by: Room 237 on September 18, 2007 08:25 PMWell, it is funny on so many levels, starting with the moonbattier-than-thou sermon to John Kerry and ending with screaming like a two year old. Speaking of, the difference between this "guy" and Code Pink is that the Code Pink twits didn't need a taser to scream like colicky infants. #21 - Posted by: Kent on September 18, 2007 09:21 PM#15. British slang derived from arabic/near asian meaning 'daughter/young girl'. Whenever I've heard it used it was more dismissive than outright offensive. You *might* call Britney a bint. Vanessa Hudgens would definitely be one. Hillary probably never was one. Capische? First time a "Taser" has been set on Owwwwwww? #23 - Posted by: Dohtimes on September 19, 2007 05:11 AMIf the whole primary thing doesn't work out i think fred thompson should star in a show about a rouge cop who plays by his own rules and goes around tazering hippies called "Ohm's Law". #24 - Posted by: zip on September 19, 2007 07:23 AMI wish the moron had been tasered. At that would have shut him up! #25 - Posted by: TheHat on September 19, 2007 07:41 AMIf only he'd had the presence of mind afterwards to shout "I like turtles!" #26 - Posted by: Son of Bob on September 19, 2007 09:34 AMFirst thing that went through my mind after watching the video was "Help, help, I'm being repressed!" I'm with heldmyw, GOD BLESS MONTY PYTHON! #27 - Posted by: Ninjafluff on September 19, 2007 11:20 AMYeah, if he'd had half a brain, or not been such an insane kook who couldn't understand why the police were getting annoyed with him, he'd certainly have yelled out a Monty Python quote. It was the first thing that went through my mind, that's for sure. If he were really just a typical student pulling a stunt for attention and YouTube views, he would've planned on using all those Python quotes to begin with--then he'd be immortalized and held up as a shining example for all youngsters wanting to stick it to The Man. Instead, he was shown as the brainless, utter wimp that he is. #28 - Posted by: Seth on September 19, 2007 01:43 PMAnyone who says, "Don't taser me, bro." to the police deserves to get tasered. I don't care if you're the Dali Llama, Mother Theresa, or Playmate of the Month; that's a tasering. Have an Evil Day. #29 - Posted by: on September 19, 2007 03:36 PMPost a comment
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