Hurray! I didn't think my email got through! University mail client sucks!

Awww... I'm blushing!
I always figured your name had to do with the assault rifle. They're fun to shoot; less kick than the AK.
And yay for crazy libertarianism! I'd forgotten to mention that in my profile. I don't like to point it out too much though, since the mainstream libertarians are the ronulans.

...Not that they're preferable to the AK, though.

Do not blush, for the truth should not embarrass you, though I'm sure you look perfectly lovely while blushing. If you'd rather my name be that of an Assault Rifle, then so it shall be my love.

I'm slightly jealous of Ronulans, all the "WTF" looks they get. Then again... it kind of comes with actually being crazy.

HKpistole, I think I have bested you, not only have I been profiled, I used it as a chance to declare my love for Hazel. I think its time to admit defeat.

Hey, don't get your hopes up too high yet. I'm a little mad at you for calling German a sissy language. Especially seeing as it makes anyone sound incredibly pissed off when they speak it. I hope Fred Thompson speaks German, just to prove you wrong.
I'm not very mad, though. Your profile drew me out of a truly horrid mood tonight, so those comments have been countered slightly.

For you my love, I shall withdraw my statements about the German language, for surely your purity could not misjudge a language. Soon, I shall redeem myself for my callous statement.

Forgiven, for now. :)

Ah my love, I have composed this for you, I had initially created it to gain repentance in your eyes, however, now it shall serve as proof of my dedication to you! http://jimmyscript.bravehost.com/Hazel.mp3
No, I didn't just change the name of one of my older compositions. I admit, I composed it in a bit of a rush, so its far from perfect, I shall refine it at a later time.

OMG...

What?

Nevermind.

Did I freak you out there?

Oh, get a room, why don't ya!

Lets see what's going on in the comments here....

Whoa! I'm sorry!
I didn't mean to interrupt!

I didn't see anything!

Don't mind me!

Carry on!

(Those two should get a room...how embarassing)

Excellent summary, Bob. (LOL)

Well where the heck were the rest of you this whole time? Jeebus! You could very well have commented before he went (so) crazy, and avoided the whole ordeal! Friggin' jerks...

Lol, I'm sorry, but I just HAD to do it. I saw the opportunity and I struck, I hope you weren't to freaked out and can laugh about this, I'm starting to feel bad, I just cant stop laughing.

To be fair to myself, I *did* pretty much tell you I was going to do this (look at the About Me part of my Ronin Profile).

I did get a little carried away for a minute there, I like writing that kind of thing. I admit, spending over an hour composing music for a joke, might be extreme, but really, I probably would have been composing music anyway..

Now you can make the claim that someone composed music in your honor at least, so now you have something to brag about.....

Besides, you *know* you liked having a guy talk to you that way.

You guys pulled it off admirably. Excellent. But, get a room, OK?

Yep, that certainly was a little over-the-top. Alright, a lot. 'Twas fun, but that is quite enough of that to last until I get out of college.

Yeah, I am totally bragging about the composition to anyone who will listen.

And maybe...

Ah, now don't go getting my hopes up....

Is it safe now?

I hope you two crazy kids remembered to use protection. (Smith & Wesson)

Now all the google ads will be for eharmony and match instead of monkeys and guns. And where's Chuck Woolery when we need him? Is this Frank & Sarah, the sequel?