September 19, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
John Edwards doesn't understand why men flinch when they see a guy on TV take a shot to the groin.
Bonus Fact from Jim:
Contrary to popular belief, the movie "Hairspray" is NOT John Edward's biography.
Bonus Fact from Casper the Friendly Host:
For 6 months after the devastating loss in 2004, Elizabeth Edwards had to slip into an ARMY jacket and gruffly whisper “Genghis Khan” & “I served in Vietnam” over & over to get Lil’ Johnny in the mood.
OK, how many other guys flinched after reading that fact?
Every time he sees something like that, his first thought? Law suit! I'll take that case! We'll claim millions in phony damages!
I just tazed 'im a little on the sack, and Whoopie!
John Edwards was the model for the Hello Kitty line of products.
I thought "Lil' Johnny" was a myth.
Actually, due to a recent foray into the world of The History Channel, Kerry had it wrong anyway. I guess, if you're a smug, psuedo-intelletual ass, it's actually pronounced Chang-us (throat clearing noise)Han.