LMAO!

As it should be.

Arrgh, that be one hearty laugh worthy of telling my mates over a frothy ale (and a few sea wenches!)

Aye! Tasering be farrrr better than whatever Fred Thompson do to landlubbin' hippies. Arrr!

I nominate Kathy Griffin as our new taser test dummy. She is certainly smart enough and imagine the uses for the manufactures to test new models, makes, voltage regulators, amps and cost/benefit analysis! I'd be a buyer!

I'd even write the first ad..."Suck on this Kathy....TZZZZZZZT!!!!"

I think it should be mentioned that this is done for their own protection, because of some unfortunate incidents in the past.

Funniest thing I've read in a while.

As a sign of the sheer power that Thompson's presence commands on a college campus, not only do the heavens crackle with energy at his approach, but hippies are compelled to acts of death defying stupidity as if possessed by the gods of old so that fate might grant them the electroshock therapy they so desperately need.

The Florida squealer seemed like more of a moonbat to me than a hippie. I know they are difficult to tell apart sometimes and they do interbreed, but tase boy lacked some of the hippie distinguishing features while possessing all of the characteristics of "Moonbattus Americanus".

Will the pre-tase doctrine cover both species at Fred! events?

That might be the funniest Fred fact yet. And they're all good!

It should be noted that the hippies are tasered **by his very presence**.

This just in: Dick Morris was mysteriously tasered early this morning. The police have no suspects.

Fred only speaks to 3rd and 4th graders. Everyone else falls asleep after 4 or 5 words (which takes Fred about 20 minutes to get out.

Speaking to a colege crowd is way aboove "His Goobernesses" level.

It took a while for WB to get on his mom's computer...between his dad posting on his local NAMBLA site to his mom looking for "john's" on her "liberal sex for everyone" site...it's been a long day in the basement...but he's got the mobile home to himself now...with plenty of john's to be had and plenty of children to be "buggered" this evening...

"Don't let Fred speak, bro!"

...Oh, come on! You knew someone was gonna say it! =P

USSJC-

Ouch!! I'll bet WB's groin hurts after that one. Of course he deserves what he gets.....

Jimmycarter and Alamo.
I don't trust anyone who thinks about a mans groin, or "buggering" children like you two. Your both obviously moronic, retarded or sick. It can only be explained by one of your parents having a conjugal visit with a sibling. In Jimmyarters case, a very young sibling.

My but you are a sensitive little tyke WB.

Your apparent high regard for the sophistication of "college crowds" was indicative of nominal erudition on your part, but I hadn't suspected that you would be so acutely delicate.

Ha ha ha, WB! You really had me going there for a second! I thought you were a serious poster. Oh, uh, whoops, wait a minute... my trusty, troll-seeking sword of doom is shining bright. Guess I was wrong about that. How'd you break out of the asylum, anyway, WooB? Bribe one of the guards with your mom's phone number? Or maybe you just gave them a little shake of that overstuffed, overused, moonbat butt...?

Lay off the Doritos and Coke, kiddo; your brain's starting to rot.

... the hippies actually taser themselves when they see Fred coming.