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September 20, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
Posted by Harvey at 03:00 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (13)

john edwards fabulous.jpgJohn Edwards favorite action movie? "Spice World".

Bonus Fact from Jim:
John Edwards is against mandatory helmet laws. Not because he's a libertarian, it's just that he can't stand helmet hair.

Bonus Fact from John of Johnalism:
John Edwards lost his job to the Snuggles Bear when Unilever opted to toughen the brand's image.

Bonus Fact from Silicon Valley Jim:
When John Edwards was a child, not only did his mother never have to tell him to clean up his room, but he would tell his parents to clean theirs up.

13 Responses To "Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact"

John Edwards is his own man and can stand up to Washington, why when he graduated from Law school he wore delightful lavender robes with a gorgeous cotton candy colored bowtie and didn't care who knew it!

#1 - Posted by: NeoconNews on September 20, 2007 03:47 PM

John will never forget that special Christmas when he got that long-awaited gift. He ran downstairs and his dad had already set it up. It was blue and had shiny chrome on it, and the nice big wheels that he knew he could put baseball cards in to make noise like a motorcycle as he zipped around. He still tears up a bit when he thinks of that first vacuum.

#2 - Posted by: Son of Bob on September 20, 2007 04:22 PM

No offense Silicon Valley Jim, but that one just doesn't work. He had servants do the cleaning; or otherwise he might break a nail.

#3 - Posted by: Raving Lunatic on September 20, 2007 04:42 PM

John Edwards gushes at the manliness of Barry Manilow, who is able to express his fear of being beaten up by such strong people as Elisabeth Hasselbeck without stammering and losing bowel control.

#4 - Posted by: Michael Rutman on September 20, 2007 04:48 PM

John Edwards would never engage in any activity requiring a helmet...EVER! He hires the "other" America to do the dirty lifting for him with the millions of dollars he made suing the hell out of doctors who were trying to save people's lives...

#5 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 20, 2007 05:37 PM

John Edwards doesn't like Bond movies. The women are TOO violent.

#6 - Posted by: Itore Titzoff on September 20, 2007 05:37 PM

John Edwards was recently overheard swooning like a schoolgirl over Barry Manilow and his recent display of machismo...

#7 - Posted by: G8r on September 20, 2007 08:06 PM

John Edwards was recently overheard swooning like a schoolgirl over Barry Manilow and his recent display of machismo...

#8 - Posted by: G8r on September 20, 2007 08:08 PM

If John doesn't like helmet hair, he should try the hairmet.

#9 - Posted by: Stephen on September 20, 2007 10:44 PM

You pathetic bastards WISH you had the courage of John Edwards.

Your homophobia is surpassed only by your indifference to social inequality. Go pay someone to get in a bar fight for you.

#10 - Posted by: Mark on September 21, 2007 01:39 AM

Actually, my indifference to social inequality pretty much trumps everything.

#11 - Posted by: Harvey on September 21, 2007 06:26 AM

Also recently heard from "MARK"..

"leave john edwards ALONEE.... he's campaigning for you BASTARDS, and all you want is MORE, MORE, MORE!! Leave him alone!! "

#12 - Posted by: G8r on September 21, 2007 08:04 AM

Hmmmm. I'm having a hard time thinking of someone more pathetic than a person who posts a rote liberal talking point to a humor blog at 1:39 in the morning (EST).

Oh, wait...John Edwards! But JUUUUUSSST barely Mark, so hang in there dude.

#13 - Posted by: FormerHostage on September 21, 2007 09:39 AM
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