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September 21, 2007
It's Time to Legalize Beating Up White People
An Editorial by Harvey
Reverend Rhymes-A-Lot is defending the actions of six black youths who beat a white kid into blood-soaked unconsciousness because they were angry at something some other white people did. "it's been scientifically proven that beating up white people will give you better grades in school and greater financial success if you're also stealing their lunch money and making them do your homework." Personally, I can't see anything wrong with what the Jena 6 did. Let's face it - white people have gotten away with so much for so long that there's no reason NOT to beat them up. They must've done SOMETHING wrong lately - after all, they're WHITE - but just because the punishment doesn't directly fit the unknown possible alleged crime that they probably committed when no one was looking doesn't mean that the beating wasn't well-deserved in some greater cosmic-karmic sense of the word.
And I speak from personal experience. I grew up in a small and agonizingly Caucasian town in Wisconsin. I wasn't lucky enough to have African-Americans around to administer the beatings I so richly deserved for being an overweight, undermuscled, pale-skinned, chess-playing, glasses-wearing twerp. And look at me NOW! I'm just some nerd hiding behind a keyboard, whoring out my writing talents by typing up right-wing satires of left-wing parodies of stories about right-wing politicians. If only there'd been a dozen strong, brown hands to encourage me to mend my ways by teaching me the meaning of pain! But it's not just MY life that could be improved by inter-racial pummelling. The fact is, it's been scientifically proven that beating up white people will give you better grades in school and greater financial success if you're also stealing their lunch money and making them do your homework. Don't you want this for YOUR children? Do you honestly want to risk having them grow up like ME? Do you hate your blessed offspring THAT much? If you care about the future, you will join Jesse Jackson and I our quest to make it possible for people of color to batter any white devil into a coma without fear of unfair and racist legal retribution. And let me toss out an idea that'll make this country even safer from the terror of uncontrollable white-itude. We should have a government program that actually PAYS young black men to travel the country to put the whup-ass on honky skulls. Sorta like the Peace Corps, except with violence. It's just a dream at this point, but I think it's one worth pursuing. After all, is there REALLY any price too high to pay to keep another white child from turning out like me? --- Harvey is a non-disabled Navy veteran accidentally hired to fill an affirmative action quota at IMAO.us. He is also the author of such books as "Walloping Whitey for a Better Tomorrow" and "I Like My Assailants Like I Like My Coffee - Strong, Black, and Bitter". "We should have a government program that actually PAYS young black men to travel the country to put the whup-ass on honky skulls." We already have such a program, Harvey, but it's privately funded. It's called the NBA. #1 - Posted by: Son of Bob on September 21, 2007 02:30 PMI couldn't agree more. I see nothing wrong with six black kids beating the *%#t out of a white kid just because he's white and because someone else did something that hurt thier feelings. I know when me and my friend get our feelings hurt, we find the nearest black man and beat him unconsious!!! OK, in all seriousness... I've never considered myself to be a racist, but when I see this kind of outrageous double standard its makes my skin crawl. The three white kids who hung the nooses from that tree should be punished, as should the six black kids who beat up the white kid. Attempted murder charges is a bit much, aggravated assult sounds good. They should be tried as adults and with a hate crimes. You can bet your ass if six white studends beat up a black kid because some other black kids called them crackers they would be charged with hate crimes. If the so called black leaders went to Jena to protest the proscuter filing excessive charges, I would agree with them, but instead they went there in support of six black kids who beat down a white kid because thier feelings were hurt. Do you want to know why there is racism against blacks in this country, because they have earned it. Its OK to be black and proud, just not white and proud. Miss Black America, The Black Grammy's, B.E.T., the list goes on and on. If white people did the same thing the world would stop spinning. You know, we have are share of stupid white folks too, we just do have rallies to support them when they act stupid. Heres a tip for blacks to end racism, stop being racist!! #2 - Posted by: on September 21, 2007 02:39 PMHarvey, I feel so sorry for you. Did those big bullies (the white jocks) beat you up in school and give you wedgies? Did they steal your lunch money? Did the cheerleaders laugh in your face? Did you cry in your pillow at night? Did you swear revenge along with the rest of your chess team? I would think someone in your circumstances would be more liberal instead of ridiculing serious issues. Your last poster sounds a little scary with his "because they earned it" comment. Was he part of your chess club in High School? You should be happy. You can laugh at those cheerleaders and jocks who have their puny salaries and live in their trailer parks with their dozen kiddies all on welfare. I guess that´s why you write this column, right? He who laffs last?? #3 - Posted by: Dee on September 21, 2007 02:51 PMFace it Dee. Your just happy as hell he wasn't discussing the border jumping scumbags. You know who they are, don't you? I can almost smell 'em from here. #4 - Posted by: Ron Rockstar on September 21, 2007 02:58 PMIn retrospect, It's "mighty White" of Sharpton to take yet another opportunity justify racism towards Whites & compare himself to MLK, Jr- which is an insult to the memory & legacy of MLK, Jr.- and all the while saying, "This is not about race. This is not about politics. It's not about black and white. It's about equal justice for all." That's odd: I noticed he didn't run to demand justice for the white kid who was brutalized by six black goons with a chip on their collective shoulders... It's just like this nonsense about "reverse racism", as though phrasing it as such somehow justifies it. If I go to Mexico and plunder any & every resource I can find while committing crimes against the citizenry, does that make me a "reverse guest worker"? #5 - Posted by: AlanABQ on September 21, 2007 02:59 PMBTW, if this had been six white guys pummeling a black, gay, or Jewish guy, then forget the regular assault charges; they'd all be charged with hate crimes right off the bat. So if "it's about equal justice for all", would Big Al & Li'l Jesse be OK with the Jana 6 being treated the same? After all, we wouldn't want to deprive them of the same opportunities. #6 - Posted by: AlanABQ on September 21, 2007 03:07 PM[Ignorant, racist, off-topic, anonymous troll-dropping moved to The Museum of Stupid Comments] #7 - Posted by: on September 21, 2007 03:40 PMWTF was that! There's absolutely no need for that. If you feel that strongly about it, why not leave a name? Or better yet, why not just leave & not come back? For the record, I am white. I have a strong Irish ancestry. However, my wife is black, and therefore, so are my children. Are you going to call me a race traitor now? You want to shoot blacks? Come talk to ME. I'll set your ass STRAIGHT. #8 - Posted by: AlanABQ on September 21, 2007 04:00 PMcome on poster #7, tell us how you really feel. I think beating up white people should be legal also. All of the people that make me want to beat them are white. Of course so am I, but hey, a laws a law. Oops, check that, sometimes I want beat up my wife, who's Asian. I would too except she does that Crouching Tiger thing and throws knives and plates. And that's just when she's cooking. #10 - Posted by: Chuck on September 21, 2007 04:20 PMHey poster #7, great example of the white folks that poster #2 was making a reference to. #11 - Posted by: Clay S. on September 21, 2007 04:36 PMTaking any bets on whether #7 was from Dee so he/she/it could show La Raza how racist "we" gringos are? #12 - Posted by: Master Shake on September 21, 2007 04:47 PMMaster Shake, I don't think so. I think it was just a lame attempt at humor, I was going to say something along those lines but realized it was in bad taste, though *mine* would have been far better! #13 - Posted by: AR on September 21, 2007 05:03 PMIf #7 was trying to use biting satire to make a wry statement about race relations, then he missed by several miles. If it was a drive-by monkeyface poo flinging incident, 'nuff said. #14 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on September 21, 2007 05:16 PMHere's the thing. There is a mighty gulf between hanging nooses on a tree and beating someone unconscious. The first is stupid, hateful and moronic, the second is vicious, dangerous and probably deadly. While everyone in this debacle needs to be punished, I wonder if those calling equality would sign on to this idea: (pardon Mr. Swift) I agree the beating shouldn't go unpunished, but 20 years in prison? This isn't the first fight between these kids. Apparently, a black kid was jumped at a party the night before. This was payback. The white kid who apparently got beaten within an inch of his life, was well enough to be out of the hospital and at a rally later that night, so its not like this kid was beaten into a coma. Also, apparently, one of the white kids pulled a shotgun on one of the black kids. His punishment was suspension, a reprimand and a "what do you expect, the black kids were threatening him". Also, Ive read what some of the white parents said about the nooses, and some actually thought it was a joke, as in funny. Like, "why are these black kids so uptight about nooses, I mean that was so, like, 1789 to 1965". This whole thing isn't passing the smell test. That doesn't make it rotten, but I'd certainly like to know more. #16 - Posted by: steve on September 22, 2007 01:33 AMDoes continuing retaliation justify any of it? If any of them had been assaulted, then they should have said something to the police or their parents, anyone before this. Is hanging an empty noose illegal, or as illegal as, let's say, assault & battery? Or is it just a tasteless act of contempt? I experience tasteless acts of contempt against me just about every time I watch TV. You see, the funny thing about this society's current attitude towards racism is that as long as it's not being perpetuated by white folks, then it's really not racism; rather it's just minorities "expressing their frustration" at "the system", or at whitey, or "Amerikkka", or whatever candy-coats an act that is actually just racial hatred. So by that standard, the Jena 6 merely "expressed" that kid into the hospital. Had it been the other way around, those so-called civil rights leaders, who only want "equal justice for all" would be screaming for blood, lawsuits, prison time, apologies to no end, and all under the ever-watchful eyes of the media. And the MSM plays into this nonsense willingly, because ratings & agendas mean more than presenting a fairly balanced story from both sides. Instead, we get: Michael Richards makes a slew of racial comments against black loudmouths during one act & it's big news. Paul Rodriguez, Martin Lawrence, Chris Rock, Margaret Cho, etc. make racial comments about whites as staple material during their acts & it's "funny". Don Imus makes what amounts to nothing more than an insensitive remark about a mixed-race girls basketball team during a radio show, and he out the door. Rosie O'Donnell makes insensitive remarks about the Chinese language on The View, and all you hear is laughter. Several well-to-do white boys on a lacrosse team at Duke get accused of raping a black exotic dancer, and the whole black civil rights community goes completely apeshit about it, but when the same boys are totally cleared of the charges, the same civil rights community can't even manage a private apology to the boys whose lives they have essentially just stigmatized FOR LIFE. (The same CR community that demanded never ending apologies from Michael Richards...) O.J Simpson kills his white ex-wife & her white boyfriend, and it's America who is just being racist towards O.J. who, incidentally, was found not guilty. A group of rioting blacks beat a truck driver nearly to death with a brick at around the same time, but if they're found guilty, the riots will continue. And concerning the riots, it wasn't about destruction & looting; it was them "expressing their frustration", yet again. 19 Middle-eastern men turn 4 large airplanes into cruise missiles & kill thousands, but profiling and screening Middle-eastern men after 9/11 is racist. Call it what you want. I call it pandering to madness. #17 - Posted by: AlanABQ on September 22, 2007 04:17 AMAll those protesters down in Jena need to take the show on the road. And of course there is the beloved OJ fighting for his right to rob whitey at gunpoint. Plenty of upcoming rallies. #19 - Posted by: burnitup on September 22, 2007 07:38 PMSee, Harvey, I know you're being sarcastic and I can read through that but then you draw out commenters who are f'ing insane (The six guys should face a punishment, but the DA here looked the other way when a black guy was beat up and then turned around and charged the black guys with attempted murder for what was essentially a school beating; I'm all for hard-nosed DAs, but don't do it selectively) #20 - Posted by: on September 22, 2007 08:54 PMI'm not racist; I have an even hand when it comes to hating all you miserable people. #22 - Posted by: AlanABQ on September 23, 2007 03:37 PMAlan ABQ, your post #18 is so right on, this country is its own worst enemy! #23 - Posted by: Clay S. on September 24, 2007 11:43 AMFace it, all white people are guilty of something for which they need that beating they so richly deserve. And that's because white people are lazy, shiftless, dishonest, lecherous and unlucky. But damn, they sure can clog dance and they damn sure can play some wicked hockey! It's because they were bred for it, way back when. #24 - Posted by: docweasel on September 26, 2007 03:32 AMIf the tables were turned, yada, yada, yada . . . That's all well and good, but let's face it, as soon as JJ gets involved you can bet your life J Stalin is speaking from the grave. The issue is gone and the attack begins. Whatever happens, BE A PATRIOT. Viva Paul Revere, (A little diversity there.) Post a comment
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