Not only would the sniper match eliminate excess politicians, the most pro-gun candidate would probably win, since that would be the one with most experience with guns... sounds great to me.

I think PbG is onto something with the sniper shootout. Experienced riflemen would win and those are the kind of people we need in office.

I'm pretty sure Kryptonite isn't the source of Supermans powers, but his kryp--uh...his weakness.

I'd have said kung fu. We may need good snipers in office, but do we really need them more than we need good ninjas?
Come to think of it, those two are actaully very similar. You won't know that either is there until you're dead. And now, you won't even know which one it was!

Nice to meet ya, nonetheless! Also... aren't there certian-colored kryptonite that help superman? I saw a guide for them somewhere...

Well, ninjas are pretty good policy makers, so you have a point. Why can't we have it be kung fu and sniping? Then we would have SNIPER NINJAS running the country, and thats pretty awesome. Wouldn't that be the best option?

Red kryptonite has random effects, so it can be positive, and there are a couple kinds of kryptonite that cancel out the bad kinds.. I mean, you nerds and your "Comic Books".

I think good MMA UFC tournament would be pretty decisive. The Breck Girl would be most resistant to submission, and the Hildebeest would be a contender in the light heavyweight division, but clearly Fred! would become president after knocking out his opponent 23 seconds into the first round.

Frank, I'd like to be in the running for the profile selection.
Long time lurker here.

Thanks!
Frank Voikel

Frank, I'd like to be in the running for the profile selection.
Long time lurker here.

Thanks!
Frank Voikel

Since I am a girl, I lean toward a black and tan. But it is the Guinness that is the lifeblood of that.
Oh and double posting to try to get Frank J. to notice you, Frank Voikel? You sly devil.

Here's that guide! Alright, so none are exactly "helpful," but blue k perhaps helps him in the way that green k helps Lex? Maybe?
Ya know... I never really liked Superman. Always seemed too super.

Right on with the sniper ninjas. That is probably the best solution (after Fred!, of course).

Thats hardly a complete guide, it doesn't even have pink kryptonite! You could still be correct.

I think its safe to assume Fred! is a sniper ninja.

Hey, that's the only one I could find. If you have a better one, I'd love to see it.

What does pink kryptonite do? Does it make him start acting like John Edwards or something? I daresay, that would probably be even more useful to a villain than the green.

Actually.. thats exactly what Pink Kryptonite does.
http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/102.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kryptonite#Forms_of_kryptonite
Heh, Wikipedia, it feels like cheating on Google. Jewel Kryptonite could have a positive effect on Superman.

I'm pretty sure Supes gets his powers from exposure to yellow sun radiation. Although it's more like a catalyst than a source proper, but let's not get into semantics.

Whow, I've actually been to Issaquah, Washington.

"Oh and double posting to try to get Frank J. to notice you, Frank Voikel? You sly devil."
I know I am... think he'll notice?
I figure I'll up my chance of getting seen if I have twice the area covered.
Basic probability and all that...

Yo i found out what imao means " In my arrogant opinion"

Close elections: Also, when they're dead, they won't be running around whining!

Elcetion by Sniper-battle?
Aw hell, now there's somethin I'll get behind...