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September 22, 2007
Daily Fred Thompson Fact
Posted by Frank J. at 08:00 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (11)

Fred Thompson can bowl a perfect game using a tennis ball.

Rating: 2.3/5 (3 votes cast)

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11 Responses To "Daily Fred Thompson Fact"

Good. Because he'll be doing a lot of bowling after the primaries.

#1 - Posted by: Condor on September 22, 2007 09:31 AM

Just like the terrorists and the hippies, the pins fall over from pure fear.

#2 - Posted by: K T Cat on September 22, 2007 10:12 AM

#1,

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

#3 - Posted by: FDT on September 22, 2007 11:00 AM

Condor, et al...
Of course Fred will be doing a lot of bowling after the primaries. He'll also be going to a lot of little league baseball games, church picnics, county fairs, Boy Scout meetings,and parades down Main Street... the kind of American places that Hillary can't show her face!
Thompson/Rice 2008!

#4 - Posted by: Mike Henry on September 22, 2007 12:51 PM

John Edwards can bowl a perfect game by throwing a hissy fit and getting someone on his staff to take the atari controller for him.

#5 - Posted by: ChrisA on September 22, 2007 02:00 PM

John Edwards doesn't bowl; you need balls to go bowling. (Sorry, I couldn't resist)

#6 - Posted by: Mike Henry on September 22, 2007 02:32 PM

Fred Thompson doesn't bowl, either. He's too tall and his arms are too long. The ball just smashes down the lane and breaks the equipment. This is a good thing since bowling sucks anyway.

#7 - Posted by: BobbyR on September 22, 2007 02:37 PM

Hillary bowls...but her two balls always clank together on the lane and fall fecklessly into the gutter...kinda like all her plans for all us "little people"...

#8 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 22, 2007 04:44 PM

But hey...it "takes a village" and a large % of the American people are proving themselves to be idiots...or...members of the "village"...take the ratings of FOX News as they run endless loops of OJ, drunken hollywood prick celebs, CNBC etc., so when the election rolls around and we elect this shrew...don't whine about America...we get what we deserve!!!

#9 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 22, 2007 04:47 PM

Every village has a "village idiot."
Now we have village idiots.
It takes a village.
And now many idiot villages.
And a nation of villages.
Hillary Clinton and idiots in villages.
ussjimmycarter, she's watching you.

#10 - Posted by: Pinky on September 22, 2007 06:50 PM

"Fred Thompson can bowl a perfect game using a tennis ball."

All while pounding a pitcher of Miller Lite between each frame.

#11 - Posted by: Clay S. on September 24, 2007 01:13 PM
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