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September 23, 2007
15 Responses To "Daily Fred Thompson Fact"
Actually, he's going to lase you. "Hey, bro, don't..." ZORP! "Aiiiieeeee!" #1 - Posted by: K T Cat on September 23, 2007 08:39 AM*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap**clap* #2 - Posted by: AR on September 23, 2007 08:55 AMI watched Hillary on two news shows this morning. I now need to be tased to restore normal brain activity. She has put me into a catotonic state from which I do not believe I shall return. I have to go wipe the drool off my chin now and I think I made a boom boom in my shorts... #3 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 23, 2007 11:16 AMWell, when you get all cleaned up, ussjc, come on back and engage her in a constructive conversation about the future of American villages. She wants to hear from you before your reprogramming. #4 - Posted by: Pinky on September 23, 2007 11:52 AMGiven a choice between a taser to the 'nads or a steely glare from Fred, it's "Tighten up, boys, ya'll got a big shock coming your way", for me. #5 - Posted by: DohXs on September 23, 2007 02:26 PMFred Thompson is not your "bro" and he is going to tase you ...with his mind! #6 - Posted by: Master Shake on September 23, 2007 02:43 PMHe doesn't have to. One word from him and you'll tase yourself. Bro. #7 - Posted by: seguin on September 23, 2007 03:24 PMOther recent comments by Kerry speech taser boy: At a fraternity initiation: "Don't haze me, bro." At a NASA optics lab: "Don't lase me, bro." Standing in a cornfield: "Don't maize me, bro." At a barbecue pit: "Don't braise me, bro." At a meeting with his counterpart from another organization: "Don't liaise me, bro." At a Cris Angel performance: "Don't amaze me, bro." At Krispy Kreme: "Don't glaze me, bro." You are all welcome. cknight, You. Are. Brilliant At an award ceremony: "Don't praise me, bro." Re: Cris Angel: I tend to agree, but I wasn't sure how many of you would remember who Doug Henning is. #10 - Posted by: cknight on September 23, 2007 05:58 PMJohn Edwards makes Doug Hennings look like the Marlboro Man #11 - Posted by: hippyhater on September 23, 2007 06:15 PMDon't comb me bro! #12 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on September 23, 2007 06:39 PMDoug Hennings? Must be before my time. #13 - Posted by: AR on September 23, 2007 07:58 PMAR. Watch the "Chicken Lover" episode of South Park and then realize there is a real person who inspired the Booktastic Bus Driver character, namely Doug. Now you know. #14 - Posted by: JeremyB on September 23, 2007 09:28 PMSaw that episode of South Park.. huh.. disturbing. Looked the guy up on Wikipedia. I'm glad I was born after the 70's...... #15 - Posted by: AR on September 23, 2007 10:13 PMPost a comment
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