September 24, 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
Like most men, John Edwards was VERY happy to see the mini-skirt come back into fashion. Unlike most men, John thinks he still has the legs for it.
Bonus Fact from AlanABQ:
John Edwards' biggest grade school compliment? Being told that he throws like a girl.
I overheard my 13 year-old tell a boy that was bothering her that she was going to "Edwards-slap him" if he didn't leave her alone. I'm so proud!
Another bonus fact: "In Iran, we don't have John Edwards like in your country. We don't have that in our country. In Iran, we don't have this phenomenon. I don't know who told you we have that."
Although that will probably go over most peoples' heads.
Alice H,
I wonder if that little bastard meant they don't have that problem in Iran because he's currently over here.
AH, yes- that dimpled knee, the well-turned calf, the slim ankle- now THOSE are the legs of a president.
John has always liked wearing mini skirts with nice panties, but the cotton crotch lining rips his nads so bad that Elizabeth carefully wraps them in silk prior to doning his frillies.
This is the kind of post that would lead to the downfall of the mini skirt. That would be a VERY sad day...
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