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October 02, 2007
11 Responses To "Daily Fred Thompson Fact"
Beat Jimmah Carter? Meh...BFD. That's on par with mugging Girl Scouts for their cookies, stomping baby ducks, or b*+ch-slapping John Edwards. Now...if he forced Jimmah to wear a French maid outfit, shove a pineapple up the wazoo, and monkey dance for our pleasure... #1 - Posted by: FormerHostage on October 2, 2007 09:54 AMFred's toddler once beat Jimmah down with one, small, toddler-sized hand behind his back, and Jimmah was given several weapons. Note: Jimmy said the weapons weren't necessary - he was wrong, on so many levels. #2 - Posted by: jabrony on October 2, 2007 09:58 AMThe new Rambo movie is actually based on Fred Thompson's life since retiring from the Senate. #3 - Posted by: Tim on October 2, 2007 10:35 AMFred Thompson went in for a mandatory physical. He broke three blood pressure cuffs before they realize that they should have just left well enough alone. The doctor took one look at Thompson and put his latex glove away, whispering "Never mind, sir. My bad." By the end of the physical, the doctor had a nervous break down, and three nurses were pregnant. #4 - Posted by: Casper the Friendly Host on October 2, 2007 10:39 AMHe also beats Jimmy Carter every other weekend. Least impressive Fred Fact ever. #5 - Posted by: AR on October 2, 2007 10:51 AM//He also beats Jimmy Carter every other weekend.// So not true. If Fred ever beat up on Jimma' it would only be once. Jimma' would be, pushing up the daisies. He would have rung down the curtain and joined the blooming choir invisible. He also assume room temperature and become bereft of life, he'd rest in pieces, he'd be an X-human (lib, commie socialist bedwetter -whaterver). (apologies Monty Python) #6 - Posted by: seanmahair on October 2, 2007 11:25 AMIt's reported today that Fred's about to take the gloves off. His next campaign memorabilia will be autographed cans of Fred Whupass. #7 - Posted by: BobbyR on October 2, 2007 11:44 AMNot to mention that Jimmy Carter GETS beat by rock, scissors, and yes... even paper. Not even that thick card stock, but tissue paper. #8 - Posted by: ChrisA on October 2, 2007 01:18 PMMore importantly, how do you indicate Fred Thompson in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors using one hand? You expect to distill his awesomeness into one hand gesture? Not even the combined powers of Marlee Matlin and the Fonz could accomplish that. Plus do you really want to say that you threw Fred Thompson? Do you realize what he does to people who say things like that? #9 - Posted by: Patrick on October 2, 2007 01:38 PMWouldn't Fred Thompson leave the beating of Jimmy Carter to his young and very pretty wife who could beat Carter to an inch of his life with one hand tied behind her back just to make it fair! #10 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on October 2, 2007 06:01 PMPatrick, one distills the essence of Fred! into a single gesture in said game by the extension of a single finger located between the Index and Ring. Need an illustration? #11 - Posted by: DesertElephant on October 3, 2007 01:38 PMPost a comment
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