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October 02, 2007
Who Are These People?
Posted by Frank J. at 09:55 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (17)

Hillary Clinton raised $27 million in the last quarter?! Who are these people giving her that money? What kind of person wakes up in the morning and says to himself, "I'm going to give money to Hillary Clinton!"? That's deranged.

My guess is that people are afraid that if Hillary becomes president, she's going to hunt down those who didn't donate to her and kill them just like she did Vince Foster. I don't want to sound like a conspiracy nut, but everyone knows that Hillary killed Vince Foster in a fit of rage and hung his body from a lamppost as a warning to others. In her latest mailings, she slipped his obituary in with the fundraising letter and people got that message loud and clear.

Poor Obama; I wonder what she'll do to him after all this is over?

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17 Responses To "Who Are These People?"

Hmmm....the Chinese maybe?

#1 - Posted by: Rox on October 2, 2007 10:04 AM

Hey, if all it takes is money to become President, then Hillary is a Hsu-in.

#2 - Posted by: FormerHostage on October 2, 2007 10:21 AM

Cackle cackle cackle cackle cackle cackle.

Money please.

#3 - Posted by: Capitol Hillary on October 2, 2007 10:32 AM

Send me a check my pretty or I'll get you... and your little dog too....

#4 - Posted by: Texaspartan on October 2, 2007 10:37 AM

After all this is over, She should have enough Obama skin to make a leg warmer.

#5 - Posted by: hwy93 on October 2, 2007 10:49 AM

Hillary's list of Potential Donors:
1. People that like lead paint in toys.
2. Women that can braid their armpit hair.
3. Men that wish they weren't.
4. People that think that life should resemble a friggin' Skittles commercial.
5. People that wear checkered tablecloths as a hat to work.
6. People that scream "Leave Brittany ALONE!!!"

Never ceases to amaze me just how many people like that there are.....(sigh)

#6 - Posted by: Casper the Friendly Host on October 2, 2007 10:54 AM

As I hears tell, Broom-Hilda asks for the hearts of unbaptized male children, but gives the donor the option of sending $1000 instead.

#7 - Posted by: Mad Insomniac on October 2, 2007 11:23 AM

This is off topic but did anyone else notice the blank space underneath this entry? Is this some sort of a sooper-dubbel-sekrit blog thingy that you need special glasses or a decoder monitor to see?

#8 - Posted by: FormerHostage on October 2, 2007 11:44 AM

More importantly who the hell is giving to ron paul? People living in the mothers basements while working part time at circuit city cannot have that much money

#9 - Posted by: Bean on October 2, 2007 01:22 PM

Who are these people giving her that money?

ALL THAT LOVE HER AND DESPAIR!!

Seriously, I thought they were all pyramid scammers. If I'd known there was so much money in pyramid schemes, I'd have invested a lot more money in stamps.

#10 - Posted by: shimauma on October 2, 2007 01:30 PM

Some others (powerline, I think) have reported about investigations where the president of a company invites his employees to a free Clinton dinner, then donates the maximum amount out of his own pocket in each of their few dozen names since they attended the dinner. That way gets to donate way more than he would ordinarily...

#11 - Posted by: Jorai on October 2, 2007 01:35 PM

This is truly disturbing. I mean, she's a Democrat, so why are they giving her so much money now? If she gets elected, she's just going to take it anyway.

I guess the idea is that you can't be taxed on what you no longer have... oh, wait; they'll find a way to do it.

Can you all imagine the volume of propaganda that much money can generate? And she's not even done yet! Brace yourselves for 2008- it's gonna be noisy.

#12 - Posted by: AlanABQ on October 2, 2007 01:47 PM

And somebody buy a shirt from that Right Shirts Done Right chick so she can buy some pants.

#13 - Posted by: pedestrian on October 2, 2007 03:54 PM

After she is elected...I fully expect every regular poster on this site to be found "tits up" in Ft. Marcy Park and Smoky the Bear will lead the investigation into your deaths. I, on the other hand, will "see the light" at the last moment and will switch my loyalties and become a Hillary "butt boy"...umm...that's the most disgusting thing I've every written...I'll lay down in Ft. Marcy Park with you and shoot myself!!!

#14 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on October 2, 2007 06:04 PM

Don't DO IT, ussjimmycarter.

#15 - Posted by: Jimmy on October 2, 2007 09:42 PM

The people that donate to her Royal Thighness are the same people who can't start their day without a bowl of Shredded Baby Wheats (frosted or unfrosted) cause they are good for the heart!

#16 - Posted by: Backofdabunny on October 3, 2007 12:43 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM0RFE3QGAU

This is what the Clinton machine does to you if you don't contribute.

#17 - Posted by: Backofdabunny on October 3, 2007 01:01 AM
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