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October 03, 2007
21 Responses To "Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths"
Deals made with Satan aren't easy to worm out of. #1 - Posted by: Son of Bob on October 3, 2007 11:22 AMI thought it was because he was a lesser Goa'uld assistant, and she was an ambitious system lord... #2 - Posted by: AlanABQ on October 3, 2007 11:27 AMWhen God asked Cain where Abel was, he responded with, "Am I my brother's keeper?" When God asked Hillary where Vince Foster was, she responded with, "You expect me to remember where every single body is?" #3 - Posted by: cptnmoroni on October 3, 2007 11:39 AMWouldn't that imply that she had a soul to split? I always pictured a sucking vortex of ambition where her soul was supposed to be. #4 - Posted by: zip on October 3, 2007 11:55 AMImagine the parallel- As we all know, Fred Thompson will win in '08. Hillary's next chance will be in 2012. The Mayan calendar predicts the end of the world in 2012 (after election day, I might add). Coincidence? I think not. This, of course, is only if Fred decides not to run then for some reason. #6 - Posted by: Hazel on October 3, 2007 12:34 PMYou need to turn that into a shirt immediately or I will steal the idea, put it up on cafe press and send you taunting e-mails from the floating castle I will build from the proceeds. #8 - Posted by: Matthias on October 3, 2007 01:13 PMDidn't Bill quip that he'd have to "slit his throat" if she gets elected? That's the crux of the matter - wishful thinking for a male hor. #9 - Posted by: Jimmy on October 3, 2007 01:28 PMThe reason Hillary still keeps Bill around is that he is full of great ideas for lining up some primo beavage. #10 - Posted by: badmartin on October 3, 2007 02:00 PMPrimo beavage?!? That's hilarious! Although, Lewinsky looks a bit more like primo bovinage... #11 - Posted by: AlanABQ on October 3, 2007 02:58 PMIf she's Zuul, would that make Al Gore the giant Sta-Puft marshmellow man? #12 - Posted by: Raving Lunatic on October 3, 2007 03:33 PMThis is quite likely the funniest thing you've ever written. And that's saying something. #13 - Posted by: on October 3, 2007 03:59 PMWhile I do believe Hillary is a Goa'uld, Bill is more like her lo-tar than anything else. Harry Potter, SG-1, and Shrillary-bashing, all in one thread. My day is complete. #14 - Posted by: Anna V. on October 3, 2007 04:15 PMI get it now! Off topic: Latest ABC poll has Hillary at 51% to Guiliani's 43%. The battle to overcome growing American stupidity is on. #16 - Posted by: Capitol Hillary on October 3, 2007 08:45 PM“Take the image we have of Jesus—of Jesus as the Shepherd,” says Hillary. There isn’t a soul who doesn’t believe that if the Good Shepherd returned today, he wouldn’t smack Hillary Clinton into the middle of next week. Nobody games the system like the Clintons: http://theseedsof9-11.com #17 - Posted by: Rosetta on October 3, 2007 10:15 PMThere is no Hillary. Only Zuul. #7 - Posted by: DesertElephant on October 3, 2007 12:49 PM //There is no Hillary. Only Zuul. #7 - Posted by: DesertElephant on October 3, 2007 12:49 PM// OMG!! I'm glad I'm home 'cause I just freaking peed my pants!! LOL I would definitely have THAT one on the back of my car. Hillary, the Umbrage of the demoncrapic party. Yep, definitely a death-eater.... #19 - Posted by: shimauma on October 4, 2007 01:22 AMInteresting, for those of us out of the loop on Potter lifestyle, I found the definition on wisegeeks.com. Franky? Hitting a little too close to home there, eh? #20 - Posted by: Bob the Doc on October 4, 2007 12:45 PMWell. first you have to go on the assumption that she has a soul to divide. That right there my friend is a stretch. #21 - Posted by: seanmahair on October 4, 2007 01:19 PMPost a comment
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