But, it's the sucking of their souls from their bodies that makes her smile.

And the crushing of their dreams makes her cackle.

Stephen King reference, FTW!

Yeah, and in order to get those nutrients, she makes them cry. And she's fatter than ever. She looks like a pear on steroids.

But Hillary should remember to never go up against Fred Thompson when death is on the line.

...ah, but there's nothing like a morning bowl of freshly aborted fetus entrails to put that silky sheen into her mullet.

Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness. Yummy, yummy guys!

Speaking of cackle, hers makes the Wicked Witch of the West cringe and shy away.

Doesn't Hitlery know that the tears of the innocent go straight to her thighs and bum? You'd think she'd have noticed the corollary as she gets increasingly pear-shaped. Though that would require recognition of cause and effect, which is an ability being bred out of the brain-stem-only Libtard mind.

Double, double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble...

Shakespeare was a truly visionary man. He saw the Clintons in all their glory, set the story in Ancient Scotland and voile.....
MACBETH. (which is considered cursed in the theater, of course)

"...brain-stem-only Libtard mind." Funny, Elephant.

And one can't tell the difference between a normal chicken (Democrat) with a full brain and one with only their brain stem intact (Libtard). Charlie the chicken proved that for four years!

This proves that chicken and Democrat brains are non-functional and useless.

But there's more to the analogy. Let's combine them all for Frank (future material). Wicked Witch Hillary cackles just like a chicken with only a brain stem. She pecks at money. She eats baby entrails and drinks children's tears. And Fred Thompson's going to kick her arse!

Every time hillary laughs, a baby is eaten.

In lean times when no children are present, Hillary resorts to the feeding habits of her ancestors, which is also why she keeps Bill around, although it's not quite the way he would like her to suck the "lifeforce" out of him...

Every time Hillary laughs, a devil gets his horns

Not only does she live off of their tears, but she can tell you whether or not the little brat takes vitamins, eats all the vegetables, or even too much junk food (which is evil and should be taxed).

Legend has it she has a bartender that takes those tears, mixes them with vodka and calls it a 'nightmare'.

Hey, at least it ain't a puppy shake!

"Every time Hillary laughs, a devil gets his horns"

Oooh, that's the one.
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Every time I see her on TV I think she is going to pull my heart out and eat it on live TV! At least I never have to worry about her being interested in me sexually...if you know what I mean...not that there's anything wrong with that (I'm already starting to make my "tolerance" known before she is elected so I'm not with YOU GUYS on the day after inauguration...or as it's going to be called...the night of the "thick thighs"...

Heh. Fantastic Title for the Dreadful night. And much like an similarly named night that took its moniker from the rather length-endowed cutting implements, Her Royal Thighness will take out any who stand against her Fascist Rule. Even those with D's next to their name. So at least we'll get to see something we like before we are destroyed by the thick thighs.

You two are sick and she knows it. You'll be among the first to go into that dark stench.

Please guys, y'all are scaring THE CHILDREN (and me) with your predictions of Hillary crushing everyone on election night.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

BTW, if it does take a village to raise a child (*gag*) then I'm owed about 42 years worth of back child tax credits.

So seriously, who's gonna win in 13 months? Fred or Hillary?