Maybe he can get a sidekick that climbs power poles? Or would that be a sideline he'd want to take care of himself?

So he wears a utility thong? With pink thigh-high boots, lavender cape and an ear-piercing squeal?

I seriously doubt that the other actors would agree to put up with him.

But then again, isn't the Joker is supposed to play the main villin in this movie? I've always thought weird vibs were coming from him.

Maybe he has asked Jonny boy to be /his/ side-kick?

Actually Johnny doesn't care which villian he is. He just wants an escuse, in public, to gleefully dance around, shriek and clapp his gloved hands at the misfortunes of others without being called a Bitch.

He is determined to supply and apply his own make-up because they won't use a sunbloc strong enough to protect his delicate skin from those harsh studio lights.

maybe john can be the effeminate son of the king of "swamp castle" in monty python's "the holy grail." then he can star in the play and appear on broadway like his hero "liza minnelli"

John Edwards still doesn't get the moaning scene in Harry Met Sally, he thinks Sally is in pain looking at Harry's hairstyle.

He comes riding in to perform his evil deeds on the baloney pony...

John Edwards doesn't go to Barry Manilow concerts because "that darn heavy metal is too loud."

Now that one really made me laugh today, thanks Harvey. You are moving up on my favorite IMAO human list, but Sarah K definitely looks better than you in red hair.

I find that hard to believe. After all Manholes are smelly, dank, damp and slippery (get out of the gutter ya'll) Do you know what that'd do to his 'Do. Not to mention the dry cleaning bills.

He needs a different part like maybe the insane hairstylist, Edward's Scissortongue or Sweany Edwards. Of course he could always play ambulance chasing attorney super villain "John Edwards". This last villain is the scariest of them all, cause he's REAL.