WASHINGTON (AP) - During a recent MTV/MySpace forum, presidential hopeful John Edwards outlined his plan to solve inner city violence, which apparently consists of filling every prison in America with black youths, and then having the rest of the male African-American population summarily executed.

John Edwards begins construction of an army of killer robots that will "sterilize the imperfection" of the Negro race.

"We start," said Edwards, "with the president of the United States saying to America, 'we cannot build enough prisons to solve this problem.' And the idea that we can keep incarcerating and keep incarcerating — pretty soon we’re not going to have a young African-American male population in America. They’re all going to be in prison or dead. One of the two."

During the ensuing hush, wherein the only audible noise was that of gently whirring camera motors, the former Senator clarified his comments. "I don't think there's a silver bullet for this," Edwards explained, "but with enough lead bullets - 9mm jacketed hollow-points spring to mind - I think a lot of the inner-city violence in this country can be eliminated. Or at least the perpetrators can, and that's a darn good start."

When one audience member pointed out that this was tantamount to genocide, Edwards stared off into space a moment, glassy-eyed, before giggling girlishly and returning his attention to the audience.

"Being a former trial lawyer, I'm familiar with the importance of correctly defining terms," explained Edwards. "'Genocide' is the deliberate and systematic destruction of an ethnic, religious or national group. Although I do plan to start with an African-American genocide, my complete plans for this nation will eventually include the brutal slaughter of everyone who does not possess perfect hair. Obviously no nappy-headed ho's need apply for survival on this one, which is why I'm starting with the blacks."

"Right now, there are two Americas," Edwards continued gleefully, " the America with perfect hair, and the scalpularly-challenged America. I believe the world will be better off when there's only one America. A perfect-haired America. An America whose population is... me. That's why everyone else must die."

"If you thought the Barackalypse was something," concluded Edwards, "wait until you see Johnageddon."

[Hat tip: Teresa of Technicalities]

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